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Non-existant

Stupid shit gaybots pump out
Such as infinite genders, when in reality there is only TWO
Gaybot: Yo it's awesome in society we have infinite genders just right for everyone!
Rational Human: No cuntboy theres only two genders. Get real, Stop believing in this Non-existant shit
by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 30, 2022
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already-existing coffee

Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.
"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."

"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."
by skipmendler December 22, 2022
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axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?
guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
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Existence

Existence is a non-tessellating fractal of truth and false
Existence is the set of 1, 0, and everything else
by midorinokame July 4, 2022
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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