expert chef

1 - v. To toss seemingly random foods together in order to sate powerful hunger. Results vary from delicious to disgusting.

2 - n. Someone who expert chefs on a notably regular basis.

3 - n. The song after which the above terms were named, produced by semi-renowned webcomic artist Drew Dee, released under the pseudonym CRUDBUMP.

1. Ever since I've been skipping dinner at a reasonable time, I've found myself expert cheffing an awful lot after commons closes. Did you know that chocolate nicely complements most cheeses?

2. This year I decided to skip paying for a meal plan and buy all my own groceries so I could eat healthier. Needless to say, I've become a bit of an expert chef.

3. "Make you a trail mix with full size Kit-Kats / Do it real quick, show me where the bowl is at / Add some peanuts and mix 'em with some raisins / Put some M&Ms in and top it with some Craisins / I'm the Expert Chef."
- CRUDBUMP, "Expert Chef"

by Heavy Lobster November 16, 2010

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exersighs

Assorted weary wheezes, irritated snorts, long exhaled breaths accompanied by slumped shoulders, etc. exhibited by a "totally unmotivated" person whenever someone else either mentions that he should get up off his duff and do something constructive, or suggests that he take a walk for his health.

Exasperated wife: I can't ever get that huhhzbin' o' mine to git his butt off the couch --- I tell him a dozen times a day that he should do more than decorate the place, but all he ever does is give me them exersighs!

by QuacksO November 24, 2011

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Exervad

The feeling of excitement, nervousness, and sadness in one emotion.

As we drove to the hospital to see my suffering mother for the first time, I was feeling exervad.

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egert kohal

a spoiled rich kid

"wow that kid with the mercedes is a true egert kohal"

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Exergize

So you want to loose some chub and start exercising, or better yet.step up your game in an already existing (exercise) routine.
That energised feeling of endorphins after a good work out.
She was so energised from her EXERGIZE. She could take on the world!!!

She was so full of sexual tension it was definitely time to EXERGIZE.
He was so sick of his mobs from binging on box sets and beer , it was time for some EXERGIZE

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