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Evelyn

Evelyn loves monster energy drinks and will do anything for one even if it means throwing her life away. She will also spend her life savings on a Taylor swift. She is broke. She is sweet and kind unless you get on her bad side. She has a bad relationship with her parents but she pretends she doesn't so she seems ok. She is not ok. Evelyn needs a hug. She has a terrible love life and is confused on if people like her or not
Person 1: is that Evelyn
Person 2: yeah obviously she is crying about her shitty love life
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Evelyn

Evelyn is a big fat liar
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Evelyn

A very stubborn, cold but can be a great person when you need her. She is really straight up, and will give you advice that will hurt you, but will help in the future. (eventually) She is someone that is very mysterious, and hides a lot of things. But once you turn into a special person to her, and be in her soft spot, she will open up to you, and you will see her as a whole different person. She has beautiful eyes, that once you look at them you get mesmerized. She has long hair, a body of a goddess, and you will surely fall in love with her once you talk to her. She will put you down a lot of times, but once you show her that you're not a person who gives up, she will give you a chance and sees how it goes. Evelyn is a person who you can put your trust in, and she is a person who also will break your heart. But she will make it up to you once she realizes how wrong she was. Evelyn might be stubborn but she is someone who learns from her mistakes and does choices that will help her be someone better. She is an independent women, She won't change for no man either. She is a strong person and will do anything to make her life successful. If you have an Evelyn in you're life, you're really lucky, even if she pisses you off a lot, and breaks you're heart, She is worth it. Trust her.
Person 1: I can't believe Evelyn would do that!!
Person 2: Shut up, Go back to her before you're life turns into a living hell without her!!
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Evelyn

Beautiful women with a sensitive soul, with edge
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Evelyn Parker

Someone who isn’t very cool. Specifically, not as cool as Mac Sumner.
She is such an Evelyn Parker.
by mac.s17 March 18, 2022
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Evelyn Prune

The leader of the prunes and maker of the pruble also she’s a big dick 🥰
by Weasellinguwu May 27, 2022
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evelyn

it was a dearest night when evelyn decided she was emo, she was able to exspress herself in the most of dramatic of ways. there was a full moon and the light was reflecting on to her #broken heart she was unabe to feel emotions without the assistance of her screamo songs blowing into her ears, a midlife crisis at the ripe age of 6. without father, without god, she finds herself beaten with emotional damage.
wow im feeling so evelyn today.
by buggsbugsgsakedbugs January 24, 2022
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