Evan

A guy who has to rely on pot smoking to survive. Gets pissed off when he is out of weed. A hard-core drinker. Likes to get naked and walk around the house when he is drunk.
by Dee-Bo December 26, 2009
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Thinks everyone is his friend but every one really hates his guts and he also make fun of his friends (THAT'S A LIE about him having any friends)about random ass shit ugly as fuck boy reminds me of a fucking pussy cat.A dumb Ginger that thinks he's cool but isn't. Thinks everyone is his friend but everyone really hates his guts and he also make fun of his friends (THAT'S A LIE about him having any friends)about random ass shit ugly as fuck boy reminds me of a fucking pussy cat
Hey look at Evan He looks so gay.
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Evan is a skinny cunto that goes to all the arsenal games
Arsenal : Evan! You coming to the game tonight.
Evan : of course, a wouldn't miss a game for the world.
by Cool guy 753 March 15, 2017
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A guy who's not athletic and smokes too much and also has one lung because he's a dumbass
Habibi evan come try this bepsi its so good
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likes to vape then get caught vaping in the bath room at school tgen do other stupid stuff
hey look at that kid getting clipped yup he just pulled an Evan
by kauaiMTB July 16, 2018
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Evan is a rat ... he always calls me a hoe
Evan: you're such a thot
Me: shut up you rat
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Gay, and a furry. Has long almost emo hair and is super short. His hair color is gross and looks greasy, almost like a sludge. He is super weak and always has a friend named Isabelle who is cooler, taller, stronger, and more attractive then him. His most attractive feature is his eyes or facial structure but that’s literally it.
Normal human: wow, did you hear about that kid named Evan?
Other normal human: yeah, he’s super gay AND a furry!
Normal human: poor Isabelle hangs out with him.what a waste of beauty.
Other normal human: yeah Isabelle’s so cool.
by IsaBALL November 30, 2018
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