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Enema cocktail

The act of inserting a beer bong into a woman’s anus, then the man proceeds to piss, cum, and finally pour a tall boy in the beer bong to wash it all down.
Man 1: “What are you up to tonight?”
Man 2: “I think I’m gonna give my girl an enema cocktail.”
Man 1: “Nice bro, you can borrow my beer bong!”
by Tatoon April 26, 2020
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Jalapeno Enema

1. An alternate way of saying "pain in my ass".
2. A devious method of torture.
The name can be substituted in either case with hotter or weaker peppers to further articulate the intensity.
1. "This whole day has been one big Jalapeno Enema."
2. "I was kidnapped in Mexico and the cartels gave me a Jalapeno Enema while my family tried to come up with the ransom payment."
by Eleven Tails February 21, 2020
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Emotional Enema

An infusion of emotions, wherein you "get it all out" through a time tested process of anal retentive discourse.
"we talked it all out, Jared was just constipated and grumpy, he needed his emotional enema that i normally give to him at 6 PM every night"
by Wypipo whisperer September 8, 2020
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Rusty enema

When a dehydrated man urinates inside of the anus of another person. Preferably without the recipient wiping their butt after a poop.
Get over here you swamp donkey.. I'm gonna give you a rusty enema!
by Tony Danza 2020 September 12, 2020
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Rusty Enema

When you're constipated so bad that you have your husband pee in your butt to release the blockage.
I woke up in the middle of the night not being able to take a shit until my husband gave me a rusty enema.
by the_jza September 12, 2020
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Enema

Inserting liquids into your anus for medical purposes. Seriously. This is an actual thing.
“My asshole feels like I just set it on fire before giving myself a vodka enema with disastrous results
“Dude, TMI”
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
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Alabama Enema

When a man urinates into the penetratee's rectum during anal intercourse.
Steve couldn't hold it, and he gave me an Alabama Enema the other night.
by tripod0502 January 11, 2024
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