onion enema

Something that makes you cry like a baby.

I asked that bitch out and she rejected me, and now I'm sobbing into my beer like I got an onion enema.

by big daddy flim September 7, 2014

Viking Enema

Buffet style all-you-can-eat restaurants.

Look at the selection! We could eat until we explode. This place is a real Viking Enema.

by Erinyessa June 11, 2021

Deuter Enema

Deuteronomy from the outside, inside and out.

"Thou shalt not forsake my Deuter Enema between the shaft!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 2, 2023

Purell enema

When you wanna get drunk super fast, so you shove a funnel in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.

Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.

by Mikeyt5886 March 18, 2019

Throat enema

Deep throating, blow job with swallowing

I think my girlfriend is in need of a throat enema

by Logee43 October 19, 2016

Purell enema

When you wanna get super drunk, really fast, so you shove a funne in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.

Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.

by Mikeyt5886 March 18, 2019

Emotional Enema

An infusion of emotions, wherein you "get it all out" through a time tested process of anal retentive discourse.

"we talked it all out, Jared was just constipated and grumpy, he needed his emotional enema that i normally give to him at 6 PM every night"

by Wypipo whisperer September 8, 2020