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Elf Fever

A term usually applied within a fantasy settings to an individuals (usually human male) who have a clear sexual preference or obssession towards elf.

The sentence itself came from the term "Yellow Fever"
"Damn himmel such a simp for frieren, i'm guessing he got one of those Elf Fever that alot of isekai MC have"
by RedTwardy November 21, 2024
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Elf euphemism

A euphemism that stupidly normalizes or "shrinks" bad and vulgar words into dumb-freshly idiot euphemisms or Humpty Dumpty moron euphemisms
"Blonderasious" is an elf euphemism of "blondejerky"
by Maltreater Carmeile September 3, 2025
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Mean elf

A person who is really mean and short. Their real name is maxwell.
“We hate the mean elf
by PePa PiGs DaDdY October 23, 2019
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anti elf anthem

a kick ass song made by oxhorn
anti elf anthem :

Of all the men of Azeroth I must say,
That my least favorite race is the elf.
I'd rather have lunch with a fat ogre,
Than to spend one moment with an elf.
I'd rather take a slime to a homey pub,
Than to toast to an elf's health.
They tall and purple and all too skinny,
And of this you must be sure,
That elves are the sickliest things around,
And sadly there is no cure.

Ooo…ooo…ooo…ooo!

Stay away from those crooked elves!
They look like women and smell like hell.
So if you would take my sound advice,
Keep a distance of at least ten feet
.
I'd rather go fishing with Onyxia,
Than to go fishing with an elf.
I'd rather go swimming with a dead murloc,
Than boating with an ugly elf.
Their voices are fem and they don't resemble men,
They're bodies are void of hair,
And so I'm sure you can understand,
Why they give me such a scare.

Ooo…ooo…ooo…ooo!

Stay away from those crooked elves!
They look like women and smell like hell.
So if you would take my sound advice,
Keep a distance of at least ten feet.

Despite my better judgment,
I once went camping with an elf.
He stole my s'mores and dented my pots,
And made the campground smell.
Of lavender and rose buds,
Such nasty smells they be.
And so I threw him into the lake,
Then went and had some tea.
Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ooo…ooo…ooo…ooo!

Stay away from those crooked elves!
They look like women and smell like hell.
So if you would take my sound advice,
Keep a distance of at least ten feet.
by wwoollff March 3, 2011
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auto elf

The drunken elf that screws up your spelling and confuses people, sometimes even giving the wrong idea.
He tries so hard to be helpful, but in the end, just makes your spelling even worse.
Also known as autocorrect, people will sometimes blame auto elf for typing something they typed themselves.

This stems from a twitter post.
Jay-Z: Hey Betsy, wanna Netflix 'n Chill tonight?
Beyonce: Excuse me?
Jay-Z: Shoot, auto elf got me again, *babe
by ethereal.megg May 6, 2019
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Totar The Elf King

A fantasy character who often kicks everyones ass in anything they do because he is fuckin god.
man 1: holy shit is Totar the Elf King he is gunna kick our ass.
man 2: lets find a new game to play because he is way to beast.
by masterlucion September 8, 2010
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Ice Bank Mice Elf

A phrase used to say "I Spank Myself", Usually used for trolling Twitch Streamers
"Hey dude, say these 4 words 3 times fast: Ice Bank Mice Elf"
"I spank myself. I spank myself. I spank myself."
by RubikSolver1028 May 26, 2018
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