SEM - Selective Edited Memory

When you are involved with a chick that recalls certain things of the conversation but edits what was said to throw something in your face. Worse then paraphrasing. It was more commonly referred to as "psycho bitch" in the 90's until scientific advances were made in the origins of such behavior.

Mike: She told me that I told her to stop loving me. Definitely has SEM - Selective Edited Memory.

Tom: Isn't that called psycho bitch?

by Wally Krunk from the grave December 2, 2010

DJ Hero: Flesh Edition

To play the DJ Hero: Flesh Edition, the act of stimulating a woman's vagina by rubbing it in the fashion of a DJ that spins his records on a turn table.

1. A woman masturbating
2. Somebody rubbing a woman's vagina

1. I was so fucking horny last night so I decided to play some DJ Hero: Flesh Edition
2. I hit up with this smoking hot chick yesterday at the club! We went home to her and she let me play her DJ Hero: Flesh Edition!

by The Meat Grinder March 14, 2013

Urban dictionary voluntary editors

A BUNCH OF FUCKHEADS!!!!!!!!!

Urban dictionary voluntary editors are a bunch of fuckheads that didn't accept my other definition.

by James1221 December 13, 2017

Koenigsegg CCXR Edition

The only HyperCar which had the balls to go against the Bugatti Veyron 16.4. The Koenigsegg CCXR Edition had a mid-mount 4.8l twin-supercharged flexfuel engine producing 1018bhp, 11 spoke wheels, amazing aerodynamic balance, a unique rear wing, unique side winglets, modified shock absorbers, stiffer springs, anti-roll bars,etc. along with a really sexy Carbon Fibre Body.

Woah! Did you see that car? It beat the Bugatti Veyron 16.4!
Must have been a Koenigsegg CCXR Edition!

by CallsignPhoenix May 10, 2021

I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor

So you can approve of every word that comes here, no matter how bad, no matter how good, so you can spit in the real editors faces.

Me: "Hey man, I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor!" Editor: "Nah." Me: "omegalul"

by DJPeaa June 24, 2019

edit

When you post something on an internet forum or message board with the intent of changing it after a few replies have already been posted. It's usually changed to something that implies homosexuality among the now self-incriminating replies.

Original post: Who is your favorite actor?
Reply 1: Brad Pitt
Reply 2: Matt Damon

Edited post: Which male actor do you have sexual fantasies about on a regular basis?
Reply 1: Brad Pitt
Reply 2: Matt Damon

by Booogs September 21, 2008

urbandictionary editors

a bunch of fat people who sit in dark alleyways with rats and spend the whole day shoving dirt up their ass, jerking eachother off, constantly eating eachother out with their rotten teeth.

I hear some kind of noises of pain coming from a dark alleyway, I look down the alleyway and see some urbandictionary editors giving eachother hand jobs.

by bjc2002 February 19, 2013