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Sward elementary school

A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and

students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later.
Sward elementary school
Person 1 “Did you go to sward?”
Person 2 “Yeah that fucking music teacher is insane”
by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025
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hOMOrENouS eLeMENTAry..

this is an elementary school in the fraser canyon near spuzzum british columbia. It was where i went a child a have horrible memories because my extremely cenile step uncle steven raped all the janitors because he had a janitor fetish and he also shoved up all the broom stick handles up his rectum to release the duing beatles from his anus, anyway my great alaskan uncle drove me to chiliwAck after that and i read crabbe on the way home so all was well
bbRO STOP FUCKING MENTIONING hOMOrENouS eLeMENTAry.. i HACE BED MEMEORIES
No bro i love it.
by Mongolian Enthusiast February 14, 2025
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bonham elementary

A school that sucks and doesn't give out snacks
For learning dumb stuff at Bonham elementary
by aiden.s1099 July 6, 2017
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Sumac Elementary School

An elementary school in Agoura Hills, CA. It is known as a well rounded school, but half of the classrooms of the school are in temporary trailer rooms, and has a problem with abusive teachers. While attending Sumac in the early 2010's, I witnessed a teacher grab a student's arm out of frustration while helping him on a math problem. Another time the PRINCIPLE led the parents into our classroom on the first day of school and affectionately asked the class if they were exited to be in school, all of the kids said yes, while one kid shook his head no. Then, in front of everyone, the principle walked over to the kid, got in his face, and explained that if she asked if everyone was happy to be back in school, he was supposed to agree. She did this in an extremely bully-like, nazi way. And as far as I could tell, the parents couldn't have cared less. But luckily, lots of the other teachers are kind and helpful. Also a bear got on the playground one time I think.
"Half of the people here either went to Sumac Elementary School or Mariposa."
by anonymous December 7, 2020
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Lawhon Elementary

The Best Elementary School Ever! You Get To Do Fun Stuff. And The Teachers Are Soo Cool!
PERSON 1:YOO! I’m Bout To Go To Lawhon Elementary!

PERSON 2:Lets goooo!
by PatrikLOL April 30, 2022
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Adair Elementary

A school full of saxophone weird kids that are funny dumb and somewhat smart amen amen amen
by Greenlee is funny November 22, 2019
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Elementary school

Formal name: *Lower Primary School*. An educational institution that comes after preschool is also the first compulsory stage of education. Jr. Kindergarten-Grade 3 (Ages: 4 - 9) learn Beginning Math, Science, Social Studies, Language Arts, and other bullshit.
Parent: My kid's entering elementary school.
Parent's friend: He's growing up so fast.
by xplodinproductions94 October 10, 2022
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