dookie noodle

Poo that gets stuck in a mans peehole after buttsex

The dookie noodle Dr. Smith removed today was 9 inches long.

by mr409savage November 3, 2014

Liquid Dookie

Basically, diarrhoea

Liquid Dookie is Mushy Poo (diarrhoea)

by Greg Woodin September 5, 2006

dookie tubes

The Gastro-intestinal system, where food is converted into into energy and waste products are formed the excreted from the body in large brown/tan masses.

I have been eating that activa yogurt stuff to try and regulate my dookie tubes, every time I am on the toilet I just explode mush and bits of undigested food.

by jose99 February 23, 2007

mad dookie

1)Extremely rediculous, or large
2)Very crappy.

1) Yeah brosef I want to get so fuckin' stoned tonight, roll me up a mad dookie blunt son.
2) Ahhh son your girl cheated on you? That shit is mad dookie bro.

by N-8DOG April 25, 2007

Spooky Dookie

A Spooky Dookie, is when you take a shit typically in a public place during the Halloween season, and instead of real corn in the feces, you put candy corn in its place, making your crap, a Spooky Dookie

Dude, last night on Halloween i thought i bit into a candy corn snickers, but when i took a bite, IT WAS A SPOOKY DOOKIE

by Pope Hank October 30, 2018

Dookie Butter

The frothy, yet spreadable, nutricious butter that comes from the booty after a night of freakiness.

My dookie butter was all up on that shit! Prepare for the second coming!!!

by boobooboobooboo December 17, 2009

dookie crayon

Function: to describe the effects of feces leaving a toilet. In most cases, used as a simile.

1: marks left from a large turd while flushing a toilet.
2: the turd is the writing utensil while the white porcelain bowl is the canvas.

"Have you seen the women's restroom toilet? That huge turd must have stood up on end and scribbled on the bowl like a dookie crayon. It must not have been able to swim. It looks like it spelled out S.O.S."

by handshakedrugs June 30, 2004