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Dirt Doobie

"Dirt Doobie" is term coined to describe the lowest form of life,...dirty white girls in love with ghetto niggers. Dirt Doobies are white trash with very low self esteem, who enjoy being passed around between niggers like a "Doobie".

They can have up to 6 (black)sexual partners in one evening without protection, or bathing. Dirt Doobies usually wear a "standard issue"uniform that consists of a red top, dark blue jeans, and bight white sneakers. Doobs have been known to wear the same outfit for up to 3 weeks without changing.
Doobies originated in Alton, Illinois, a small town about 20 minutes from St. Louis...but, much like the vermin they bed down, Doobies have spread like roaches to the point of being an epidemic. created by Rabbi Greg Brownstein
Julia Stiles is a Dirt Doobie with a S.A.G. card
"damn, they passed that whore around like a Dirt Doobie!!!"
by fingerrubbers January 12, 2012
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smoke a doobie

to smoke a doobie means to smoke the leftover of a blunt. it's usually a small amount of greens left but anything's worth smoking when you're fresh out of weed, right?
JOHN: Max, you got some weed left from yesterday's burning session?

MAX: No..
wait, I do got a DOOBIE atleast.

JOHN: Ay That's good enough. We out to spark it, tho?

MAX: FASHOOOO!!!! We finna smoke a doobie
by The Crippled Stoner November 5, 2013
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shoobie doobie

A shoobie doobie is a really, really, good joint.
Ted: Hey Frank, you got some bud?
Frank: Yeah, dude. You wanna roll it?
Ted: Sure, man. I'll roll a shoobie doobie if you have quality shit.
by YungSack November 3, 2013
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doob

"Got any doob?"
"Time for some doob"
"Spark the doobage"
by Anonymous June 23, 2003
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doobie

a wonderous smoking utensil in which happiness is acheived through the inhalation of a mysterious and mystical white cloud.
i took a toke of my "doobie" and got high.
by Winkus and Bumblephuck March 5, 2004
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doob

(noun) a person Drunk Off One Beer
"I'm not a lightweight!"

"Shut up, Beth, you're a total doob."
by bigdaddypimpbeth March 7, 2019
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i need to finish the other half of my doob before my family gets back
by kingcluez August 26, 2009
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