To create a completely unnecessary fucked up situation. This term originated from a senile old man named Robert Pastor.
by Craig10 December 3, 2021
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Max: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.
by i am most likely god August 15, 2024
Get the angel face disaster mug.One who goes to the scene of crimes, natural disasters, etc just for the public attention they get for being on scene.
1) "Steve went to the burnt down ruins of my house just to instagram and say pray for Tom"
"What a disaster whore"
2) "Samantha is headed over to the scene of old man Frank's murder to do some disaster whoring."
"What a disaster whore"
2) "Samantha is headed over to the scene of old man Frank's murder to do some disaster whoring."
by death hunter November 23, 2013
Get the disaster whore mug.A lesbian with a strong aversion to actively inititating romantic or sexual contact.
See also: Heartshine; Candlelight Sonata
See also: Heartshine; Candlelight Sonata
by Cursori March 14, 2019
Get the Disaster Lesbian mug.The result of a music producers attempt to create innovative music through unconventional collaboration between different cultural styles, trends and other phenomena in hopes that the novelty of the work will capture attention of consumers.
Usually this innovation stays within familiar boundaries in order to avoid testing any actual comfort zones of the listener, resulting in an uninspired, overplayed marketing gimmick which, at least in principle, would actually be offensive to many individuals provided anyone actually took the time to think about it as something other than a marketable product.
Usually this innovation stays within familiar boundaries in order to avoid testing any actual comfort zones of the listener, resulting in an uninspired, overplayed marketing gimmick which, at least in principle, would actually be offensive to many individuals provided anyone actually took the time to think about it as something other than a marketable product.
A sarcastic account of a cultural disaster would resemble something similar to the statement concerning the music video for the Lady Gaga song "Telephone" that follows: "I love how Lady Gaga, Beyonce and some of their backup dancers wear torn up American flags as costumes while dancing in a bar where the plot indicates they just murdered all the patrons, while singing about the perils of people trying to call your cell phone while you are drunk at a club. It conveys respect for themselves, pride for their nation and, most important of all, makes a lot of sense."
See also: Pussycat Dolls - Jai Ho
See also: Pussycat Dolls - Jai Ho
by Brian Seacrest April 15, 2010
Get the Cultural Disaster mug.The Chislick Disaster was an under-the-bus throwing of catastrophic proportions that occurred on February 3, 2011. It is considered the worst under-the-bus throwing in history and is the only level 9 incident on the Under-the-Bus Throwing Scale.
It's tight that the seals weren't harmed in the Chislick Disaster. Save the seals, they'll never forget!
by Mrs. Aw3s0me February 27, 2011
Get the Chislick Disaster mug.When two or more people generally dislike each other and want nothing to do with them. However, the antics of one will invariably rope the other(s) into it, and they are essentially forced to go along with it in order to preserve their sanity, life, or both.
"Hear about what happened with Fred and Michael the other day?"
"Those two hate each other, don't they? What happened?"
"Shenanigans is what happened. Fred needed a ride somewhere and Michael of all people was the only one available for taxi service. Apparently, Michael needed to do an 'emergency' errand mid-way, and it devolved into an hour long blunder around town. Fred had no choice than to help him with it as quickly as possible so he could just get to where he needed to go."
"I should frankly be surprised that they didn't murder each other at some point during all of that..."
"Heh. Disaster friends, those two are."
"Those two hate each other, don't they? What happened?"
"Shenanigans is what happened. Fred needed a ride somewhere and Michael of all people was the only one available for taxi service. Apparently, Michael needed to do an 'emergency' errand mid-way, and it devolved into an hour long blunder around town. Fred had no choice than to help him with it as quickly as possible so he could just get to where he needed to go."
"I should frankly be surprised that they didn't murder each other at some point during all of that..."
"Heh. Disaster friends, those two are."
by LimeTortilla March 13, 2025
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