angel face disaster

Lana del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place...
Max: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.
by i am most likely god August 15, 2024
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Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of someone who is always prepping for the worst case scenario and ensuring it doesn’t happen.
Don’t worry, nothing bad is going to happen. Carol is in charge and she’s disaster forward.

What happens if this isn’t filed in five days? I’m disaster forward and will have a preventative plan to you tomorrow morning.
by Pickled Olive February 10, 2023
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Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of a person who is always prepping for worst case scenarios and ensuring it doesn’t happen.
“You know Carol? She’s disaster forward. She’s always prepared.”

“What could happen if it’s not filed in 5 days? Don’t worry, I’m disaster forward and will have an action plan for you tomorrow.”
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Survive The Disasters

a ios app which is lost media and since has never been recovered. it is from roblox but its not the roblox app.
robloxlover69: Oh man, I wish I could get the Survive The Disasters App on my device!
22robloxians: bruh what how are you even gonna recover that lost media bruh
by skliwwa September 27, 2022
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Disaster bop

A song that is easy to dance to and sounds great yet is also a complete mess and low quality - basically something so bizarre and trashy that it ends up sounding good. Primarily used within the Eurovision fandom.
Did you see Red Flag Parade by MYDY in the Czech national final ESCZ? That song is such a disaster bop but I love it!
by Glow82 December 05, 2023
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disaster of 1807

When a bunch of different evil plots coincide at one event and it all goes to shit.
Named after the treason trial
of Aaron Burr in 1807, in which Burr’s supposed world domination plan, James Wilkinson’s plot to get America taken over by Spain, and Thomas Jefferson’s plot to merge the branches of government all crashed together at a show-trial with scarring results for everybody involved.
Bruh, everyone was trying to resolve their drama at the party last night, it was basically the disaster of 1807!
by an entire guillotine November 30, 2017
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natural disaster

When someone named adi Patel starts busting off to tom holland. The waves of cum will be so large , Shivams greatness pales in comparison to it.
An example of a natural disaster might be your local alien adi Patel busting off to Tom holland during computer science class in school
by Thegoatestshivam December 13, 2021
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