ding

To diss someone

You said that? Oh DING!!!

by Joe January 30, 2003

ding

When a woman surprises a man by inserting a finger in his anus during sexual activity. Usually during oral sex.

"When I was blowing my boyfriend last night, I dinged him and hit his prostate and he came all over my face."

by playtheviolins January 13, 2008

ding

means "correct". This term came from the sound a MAC makes when a file upload is complete, meaning "you accomplished your upload"

person 1: I think she is s complete gaphead.
person 2: Ding!

by bizon April 22, 2003

ding-ding

A fucking idiot; a person lacking in common sense.

Man, that dude is such a ding-ding.

by the b-word April 17, 2006

Chen Ding

An amazing and epic man who, while also being a gold medal Olympic walker, is also a name for only the most sexy and awesome men. He makes women nut at the sight of him, and also may have erectile disfunction.

Man 1:Wow, that Chen Ding is a pretty sexy human!
Man 2: That nigga stole my girl!

by not chen ding October 5, 2018

DIng King

A person possessing a large number of dingleberries, or a person who eats/cleans large amounts of dingleberries from clients.

Person 1: Yo, do you see Jack over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he's the Ding King.

by NipSlicer69 May 9, 2011

ding

Referring to the sound a toaster makes when it finishes...Thus, when a person finishes (orgasms) they 'ding.'

used to describe something REALLY good, orgasmic.

A: "how was dinner?"
B: "mmm...ding."

or

A: "How was dinner?"
B: "lets just say i dinged about 5 times while eating."

by pancakes make me ding September 12, 2008