desert stick

Put Lotion on your desert stick.
by Anonomiss December 20, 2013
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desert turtle

Look at that desert turtle!
by Smartypants79 July 21, 2015
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Desert ferret

A desert ferret is a term used to describe a very boring person
That Danny is a proper desert ferret isn’t he
by Hazeder January 25, 2020
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desert balls

when you fuck so much with that hottie from next door or from affar that your balls are so empty & they end up feeling like a desert that you'll beg for drinking pussy waters
- " holy shit i spent the whole night with that hot neighbor and omfg my balls are drained"

- "shit he/she must've been hotter than a volcano to give you desert balls!!!!!"
by duckycoin May 16, 2022
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Desert Castle

A desert castle is what terrorist(s) create in middle eastern countries to hide out. These castles are made up of nothing more than rocks, random pieces of metal, and garbage.
American Soldier 1: Where do you think the terrorist are hiding? American Soldier 2: Probably hiding in one of those desert castles in the middle of nowhere.
by Dick Sledge August 21, 2017
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Dentist Desert

You cheeky bloke, you live in the dentist desert!
by Franciscoolguy July 07, 2021
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Desert Squint

The shape your eyes naturally come to after living in the desert for most of your life. Caused by the immense amounts of heat and sunlight.
Guy 1: "What's with Jack? He's got the Desert Squint."
Guy 2: "Dude, he just moved from Arizona."
by It's freaking hot here June 23, 2009
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