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Have a degree from Oral Roberts 

1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.

2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.
1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.

2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!

D.D.A. degree 

Doctorate in Dumbass, clueless, idiot, brainless, not playing with a full deck, can't find their way out of a paper sack; candidate for a Darwin Award.
Person #1: Man, that dude has a D.D.A. degree!

Person #2: What's that?

Person #1: A Doctorate in Dumbass!
D.D.A. degree by kibbiequois February 3, 2010

Technical degree

A Technical Degree is any type of education you receive that is not from an accredited college or University degree program. Most programs are usually from a private school or some other type of non-federally funded institution. There are many technical educational programs offered at private schools or non-federally funded institutions that are considered technical degrees, for instance; Cosmetology, Barber, HVAC, Plumming, Electrician, Mechanic and so forth. Most of these programs are 2 to 3 years and structured.
Technical degree by SID E June 28, 2016

The Fifth Degree 

Used to describe the punishment someone is going to or already has gotten. Usually the punishment is disproportionate to the crime.
My bitch didn't make my sandwich so I gave her ass the fifth degree. Now I'm in jail for domestic violence.
The Fifth Degree by Ttwix March 15, 2015

[Third] [Degree] [Rip] 

Occurs sometimes when giving birth, in which the area of skin between the vagina and the anus tears as the baby moves through the vagina. It is very very painful for the mother to go through, as it leaves, instead of two orifices the mother is left with one very long hole.
Claire :My Sisters friend's sister gave birth the other day.

Sue: Really? What was it ? Boy Or Girl?

Claire : Girl, but its head was so big it left her with a Third Degree Rip!!

Sue *looks very disturbed* : Really? Thats disgusting!

90 degree angled 

to have your erect penis, or someone elses erect penis, snapped at a 90 degree angle. An act of violence.
Dude, i dont know if im ever gonna be able to have sex again. I was gettin a blow job from Mary and i accidentally called her Sarah. She got angry and 90 degree angled my cock.
90 degree angled by CConye December 12, 2008