Miner's Declension

Under every trans-presentation/pronoun-demand, there's a man drowning in compulsive murder-suicide ideation, and trying to drag you into it as well.

Under the #CMSI, that is, under the screaming about "Trans Genocide!" and "Trans Suicide!", is a lonely and confused boy experimenting too freely with anal masturbation, auto-dildoing, hypno-sissy porn, etc.
The process of making explicit the links from Pronouns, to #CMSI, to Anal Masturbation, is called "Miner's Declension."

"Please use my preferred pronouns, blah/blah and blah."
"No. You need to stop your auto-dildoing/anal penetration/fail-boy/power-girl / sissy-hypno-porn fantasizing.

And if you can't do that, you need to keep it to yourself.
When people ask me for money, it's OK to say no.
When people bring their sexuality too close to me, it's OK to say no.

Your pronoun-demands are part of your unresolved sexual-identity formation issues, and you need to work on them privately with your therapist and group.
"But I'm JUST ASKING FOR MAH PRONOUNS!"
"It's never "just mah pronouns." Under the pronouns is #CMSI, and under that is a lot of deeply perverted sexuality and unresolved gender-formation issues that I don't want any part of. Miner's Declension is short and simple way of UNPACKING what's driving the pronoun-demands."

by Didaskalos April 27, 2023

declan deepthroat

A sexual act in which a man places a doughnut on there gay partners penis and then proceeds to blow them with the aim to getting to the doughnut. (jam or cream doughnuts, Chocolate doughnuts are too runny)

The phrase Declan Doughnut comes from the maker DeclanDoughnuts, which specialise in larger center holes in doughnuts.

I wana declan deepthroat you!

Boy1: Hey what should we do ?
Boy2: Why don't you declan deepthroat me

by michelbigcock February 23, 2011

declaration of independence

the very first time you jerk off after breaking up with your girlfriend

i havent came like that since my declaration of independence.

by culinarythug February 5, 2010

Declan

A boy that buys you shit he has bigger ears than others and can be dumb

Look he looks like a Declan

by Weryuiojgss January 26, 2019

Declan joe Hawkins

A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home

im so ashamed that I am dating a Declan joe Hawkins

by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021

Declan Egan

Sexiest man alive by far. His smarts even surpass the big Einstein. He is so sexy that men and women fall for him, though he is not gay. His role model his Rhett Guillot who is the second sexiest man alive, obviously not as sexy as Declan Egan.

Declan Egan is sexy.

by an absolute god 420 December 18, 2021

Freshers decline

1) The trend of university freshers getting shitter each year, i.e. participating in less extra-curricular activity, going out less, lowered promiscuity

2) The trend seen with university clubs and societies, in which attendance from fresher members of the group declines to negligible levels over the semester(s)

Person A: Attendance from freshers has tanked the past couple of months
Person B: Yeah man, freshers decline is a bitch

by Equinsu ocha April 20, 2019