Death

something that should happen to you, let it happen.

Guy1: I can't wait for Death!
Guy2: Same!

by HappyDuck5 February 3, 2018

Death

Marriage

"When's your death?"
"Tomorrow, her names Alice"

by bunsanchw February 4, 2018

Death

The thing that solves all our problems, but gives up even more

“Are you afraid of death?”
“No, death is actually quite friendly.”
“How!?!” “He got rid of my psycho stalker”

by aNd I oOP!!¡!!¡ December 4, 2019

Death

The only exciting thing I have to look forward to....

*sigh* Death...

by That's nice. December 14, 2019

death

a cure for a disability called life

deaths row guard: "any last words"
me who mass murdered fortnite fanatics about to get a deadly injection: "you can be a king or a street sweeper but everybody dances with the grim reaper"

by youtube.com/goldenbudgiereal December 29, 2019

Death

Blood Everywhere Gore From The Bones

I LIKED SEEING GREGS DEATH HE WAS SUCH A JERK
My Mom Recovered From Death
The Doctors Made Me Shirtless so I could live instead of Gaining Death

My Family Said I was GAY To die and then they give into Death

by GayBabe3012 April 20, 2020

Death

A process everyone has to go through that's unavoidable, like taxes and obesity.

A: "Sorry man I have to go through death"
B: "See ya soon!"

by TheDefMaker001 February 18, 2020