The art of dropping ones pants around their ankles so that they are bare bottom and then bending over and spreading their cheeks and farting in the general direction of another person.
by The Poncho One August 22, 2008
Get the Danish Pirate mug.The act of cumming inside a girl's anus. She is then required to take a shit on a glass dish. The result should be a rich brown pastry with creamy white swirls. (The powdered sugar is optional).
by Andy&Will October 17, 2008
Get the Danish Cake mug.When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.
Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up
Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up
"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"
"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."
"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."
by Hans Christian Anderson December 11, 2008
Get the Danish Wedding mug.The belief that you are a God. Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter.
Danist practice the art of self pleasure.
Believers of Danism will recognize that the true Dan has a small penis and that's OK!!!
Danist also have an unnatural fascination with balls.
Danist practice drinkng beer and rooting for the Buffalo Bills.
In Dan Brown we trust, All hail Dan Brown.
Danist practice the art of self pleasure.
Believers of Danism will recognize that the true Dan has a small penis and that's OK!!!
Danist also have an unnatural fascination with balls.
Danist practice drinkng beer and rooting for the Buffalo Bills.
In Dan Brown we trust, All hail Dan Brown.
by The All Powerful Dan January 31, 2021
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and will try to seduce you or trick you.
Is a douche half the time.
Never to be trusted.
Is like a snake, with
bad intentions.
Most likely will leave you hurt,
unless you find one that is
not a player, your good to go.
and will try to seduce you or trick you.
Is a douche half the time.
Never to be trusted.
Is like a snake, with
bad intentions.
Most likely will leave you hurt,
unless you find one that is
not a player, your good to go.
by skater15 May 22, 2011
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