DNA

"Dumbest Nigga Alive"
An award handed to those who are so stupid, might possibly be the dumbest nigga alive!

"Man Ethan, you really are the DNA aren't you?"

by owen rocky April 20, 2019

Same DNA, same P in A

When you are unable to date/hookup/start relationships with someone so you resort to doing what was intended with them with their siblings or cousins instead.

“Yo, sucks that Ella won’t date you”
“That’s fine bro, I can always date her sister Carrie”
“You be pulling one of them same DNA same P in A’s!
“Same DNA, same P in A!”

by EggGod February 24, 2024

mixing dna

mixing dna in sexual terms means to have sex.

Jay - im bored you tryna mix DNA?

selena - sure.

*mixing DNA meaning they had sex*

by snap - triizzzeee December 21, 2023

Dna kidnapping

1. This is where a man is refusing or waving a dna test and signs a pager saying he is the father of said child. This man is called an Alleged father.
2. Court letting the man have fathering rights without a test if it was ordered by law or giving the mother her way.
3. A woman lying to said man saying he is the biological father and not telling anyone about the real biological father.

He was dna kidnapping male's children

by 459395 March 15, 2023

dna kidnap Victim

1. The child of the dna kidnapping

2. The man that child was took

1. She a dna kidnap victim by Tom
2. Poor man the woman took his kid from him is a dna kidnap victim

by 459395 March 16, 2023

DNA

The title song of the new BTS Album Love Yourself Her.

Did you saw the teaser for the DNA MV?

-Yes! I did! It's going do be sooo amazing!

by Mxstic.alice September 14, 2017

DNA Testing

DNA Testing was created in the 1980s, DNA testing began with the development of DNA fingerprinting by Dr. Alec Jeffreys, which allowed for the identification and comparison of individual DNA profiles, significantly impacting forensic science and paternity testing. The restriction fragment length polymorphism (RFLP) technique was introduced during this time, marking the first genetic test using DNA. Additionally, the first notable instance of DNA testing for genetic linkage analysis occurred in the U.S. in the mid-1980s, laying the groundwork for modern DNA testing practices. You spit in a tube, send it to a lab, and six weeks later your results come back saying you're 25% Nigerian, 13% Scottish, 7% Indigenous American, and the rest… a mystery soup. You feel excited. Maybe confused. Maybe even validated. But hold on. That DNA test might help you find your relatives, but it's not your cultural passport and it's certainly not the final word on who you are. Analogy 1: DNA for Relatives = GPS Coordinates. DNA for Ethnicity = Weather Forecast When you use a DNA test to find relatives, you're using exact coordinates of measurable genetic markers passed from one generation to the next, like a GPS signal. When you use DNA to predict your ethnicity, it's more like forecasting the weather. There's probability, pattern recognition, and a lot of assumptions about what "Scottish DNA" or " American Indian DNA" even looks like.

DNA Testing for Family: Think of your DNA like a chain of puzzle pieces. You inherit 50% from each parent, 25% from each grandparent, and so on. These patterns follow predictable rules — and science has mastered the math. Full siblings share ~50% DNA. First cousins: ~12.5%. A paternity test? Over 99.99% accurate. Companies like 23andMe or AncestryDNA can scan your genome and match you with people who share long identical segments. Those segments don’t lie.🔍 Example: If you and someone else share 3,500 cM (centiMorgans), the science says you’re parent/child or full siblings. That’s not guesswork, it's biology. 🌍 DNA for Ethnicity: Why It Fails Now switch gears. You ask: “Where am I from?” The problem? That question is social, historical, and often political, not purely biological.

by Stargazer1411 October 18, 2025