A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.
by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020
Get the Clogged Volcano Disastermug. Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.
"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
by Esqueleto22 March 27, 2021
Get the Disaster Magnetmug. by SWAGAHOLIC + 100 January 11, 2012
Get the Naturally disaster your emotionsmug. On the 27th march, 1977, two 747s collided and 583 people died. They were a KLM 747-206B and a Pan Am 747-121. The cause was low visibility, rushing to take off and poor communication. 70 initially survived but 9 died due to injuries later so 61 survived in the end.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 3, 2025
Get the Tenerife disastermug. A term popularized in the Twitch community, usually surrounding Lolcows such as Wingsofredemption or DarksydePhil.
As the name implies, a disaster stream is a Twitch (Or Youtube) stream that is disastrous for the streamer. Often damaging their reputation or making them into laughingstock. Commonly disaster streams are caused by trolls pestering the streamer until they break down. The streamer will then either rage, break down crying, destroy gaming equipment.
Though sometimes Disaster Streams can occur without any involvement from trolls, such as when DarksydePhil accidentally left his webcam on when masturbating.
As the name implies, a disaster stream is a Twitch (Or Youtube) stream that is disastrous for the streamer. Often damaging their reputation or making them into laughingstock. Commonly disaster streams are caused by trolls pestering the streamer until they break down. The streamer will then either rage, break down crying, destroy gaming equipment.
Though sometimes Disaster Streams can occur without any involvement from trolls, such as when DarksydePhil accidentally left his webcam on when masturbating.
Did you see that crybaby rage on stream last night? He broke down crying and started throwing his controllers. It was a total Disaster Stream.
by PokemonScammer645 October 30, 2023
Get the Disaster Streammug. 
Get the Beautiful disastermug. by Stardium April 13, 2024
Get the disastermug.