masturbatory cloaking device

A blanket given to homeless people allowing them to masturbate in public places

did you see that hobo going at it under his masturbatory cloaking device?

by Lildeb830 January 27, 2018

Device Addiction

Captured devotion resulting from a lack of vision and values – if unaddressed will likely cause the collapse of purpose/meaning within the ostensible captive.

Once she determined her core competencies and decided on a vision for the future, her Device Addictions had no more power over her.

by Hermathecles March 29, 2023

Dingbat Device

An object that the user thinks works, but really actually doesn't.

Did you see Nick had gotten one of those Q-link necklaces? He really thinks it helps his golf game.

Dude that's just a dingbat device. It's all in his head.

by Ohmanthatissotrue April 24, 2010

P.D.A. device

A pocket-sized mini-computer where you store da names and contact-info of all da hot chicks you know who are willing to majorly make out wif you literally anywhere, even if others are watching.

My buddy and I accidentally swapped our P.D.A. devices, and so we ended up snuggling and smooching wif each other's blinky-eyed-damsel soulmates. It was actually kinda fun, though, since we each got to experience da luscious feminine-companionship joys dat da other was blessed wif.

by QuacksO July 19, 2023