Damage

Waking up after a long night of drinking and realizing that your phone is full of drunken calls or texts from the previous night.

(Wakes up, looks at phone first thing in the morning...)
"Damage."

by Ox Vox April 6, 2008

Damaged Lung Screw Pile

(n)1. A pile of 'long' screws accumulated when they become damaged. Usually damaged by Flint <AKA Stone, and 'the good'>.

DJ, throw this into the damaged lung screw pile and pick up your walking welder.

by La-rod July 9, 2003

damaged canned good

A gorgeous girl that doesn't know how incredibly special she is, due to failed past relationships and douchebag boyfriends. Shy by nature, but the life of the party when she gets to know you!! Usually a white girl, but common among Hispanic women as well! She is tough from life's experiences, but has a tender heart that is a valuable prize to be won!! To hold her, makes you the richest man on earth!! Do not attempt to straighten her out, it's the dents and dings that have made her into this work of pure perfection!!

She's not waisting her time on a guy like me, she's a damaged canned good, she's way out of my league!

by Rowdy Roger November 22, 2013

damage is done

Something that has occured that is not in the best interest of the parties involved.

Him: Why did you tell her that? She frigging ballistic now!!!

His bud: Well you guys broke up and she asked me about nicki then flipped out... oh well the damage is done!

Him: Why did you tell maggies that im with nicki now? She freaking ballistic now!!!

His bud: Well you guys broke up and she asked me about nicki then flipped out after I told her that you two are an item... oh well the damage is done!

by OMA VINE DEE October 17, 2014

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

What someone says when they don't get to eat ice cream sandwich

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE ICE CREAM SANDWICH

by me.me("me") June 1, 2022

Collateral Damage

When one intentionally farts on another person intending on only harming them, but other people in the room suffer from the foul flatulence.

gassy friend: Hey Mark! Take this!
(farts on Mark)
Mark: eeeew!
John: oh no! Collateral damage!

by Mandalore96 November 6, 2010

damage cuntrol

When husbands rush to cover for a wife's embarassing behaviour -during a PMS bout for example- in a party or at the mall by apologizing profusely to everyone present and sheepishly picking up after the mess she leaves behind.

Paul: Hey Jim, is that your wife picking up the FootLocker guy by the nose-ring and hitting him with a running shoe on the head?
Jim (shooting towards the store): Damage cuntrol, damage cuntrol...

by yoova October 7, 2006