Dallas Cowboys

the shittiest football team in the history of the NFL. Even worse than the Lions. Every year that the Cowboys have made the playoffs since the 90's, they choked because they are a bunch of looser cock suckers that are just jealous of other teams because they suck. and their quarterback ,Tony Homo, is a mark ass trick that is afraid

hey who won the giants and cowboys game today??

dude do you even have to ask?? the Dallas Cowboys suck dick

oh, my bad. that was a dumb question. fuck the cowboys

by cowboys suck June 7, 2009

sloppy dallas

When your southern girlfriend packs a phat lip of dip and gives you one sloppy blowjob

Blarg: Want me to give you a sloppy Dallas

Eric: Of course brother
Also Eric: OhHhHhHh yesss my friending!

by Sloppy Taloppy October 15, 2020

dallas the rocket

absolute beauty of a dog, nicest nips. the type of dog that makes u wanna layer your cock in peanut butter and let it go ham.

get the peanut butter out and go to ham on dallas the rocket

by linnkyy June 21, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthfull of Copenhagen.

Dude she gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night, shit looked like lawn clippings on my shaft.

by sumbitchjesus October 15, 2020

A Sloppy Dallas

A Blowjob where the the person giving the blowjob has a mouth full of dip (tobacco)

Bro she gave me A Sloppy Dallas.

by [e-mail] October 15, 2020

savion dallas

The best person you will ever meet in your life but at the same time could be the worst if your a bad person to him and if your his really good friend then you know he's also an all around gangster and is always their when you need him and great in most physical activities and is almost always smiling

Have you ever met jessus and you want to meet him just meet savion dallas

by Bossness2004 May 31, 2016

sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip

Yo my girl gave me a sloppy Dallas last night

by Yeet master 696969 October 15, 2020