Dallas Cowboys

the shittiest football team in the history of the NFL. Even worse than the Lions. Every year that the Cowboys have made the playoffs since the 90's, they choked because they are a bunch of looser cock suckers that are just jealous of other teams because they suck. and their quarterback ,Tony Homo, is a mark ass trick that is afraid

hey who won the giants and cowboys game today??

dude do you even have to ask?? the Dallas Cowboys suck dick

oh, my bad. that was a dumb question. fuck the cowboys

by cowboys suck June 7, 2009

dallas the rocket

absolute beauty of a dog, nicest nips. the type of dog that makes u wanna layer your cock in peanut butter and let it go ham.

get the peanut butter out and go to ham on dallas the rocket

by linnkyy June 21, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob from a male or female packing a fat lip of dip

"Yeah Skeeter came by the other day tellin' everybody he got a sloppy dallas from Debra, hardly believe a nun could do that"

by BigBitchOnARascalDrinkinSunnyD October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl packs a fat lip and sucks you off.

Yeah I met this honky girl last night, and she gave me a sloppy dallas.

by FulcrumRat October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Made famous by theDoooo McNasty and Soup on youtube.

I was not aware that she was dipping at the time and she gave me a Sloppy Dallas.

by HMetalmaster October 15, 2020

A Sloppy Dallas

A Blowjob where the the person giving the blowjob has a mouth full of dip (tobacco)

Bro she gave me A Sloppy Dallas.

by [e-mail] October 15, 2020

A sloppy Dallas

A blow job with dip in your mouth.

I’m so Horny, can you give me a sloppy Dallas?

by AllTheOtherNamesAreInUse October 15, 2020