Cunt

A cunt is a girls friend who texts said girl's ex boyfriend the day they break up. Also, their names are usually Kelly.

The queen Tori broke up with her cockroach ex boyfriend Sean.

The same day, the cunt Kelly started texting Sean updates on Tori.

by abetterfriendthankelly October 28, 2015

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Cunt

What you use to describe a female when you want to embody a mass of derogatory words to portray her incredibly wretched essence. This word should be used in extreme circumstances when a female encompasses a large array of undesirable qualities that are usually by her choice.

Typical characteristics:

1. Is a bitch just for pure sport. Not needing any provocation to warrant being a bitch.

2. Often sexually promiscuous without respect for herself or anyone else involved. (i.e. slutty)

3. Sarcastic and sneering sense of humor that is usually only funny to her. (not to be confused with witty sarcasm that is actually funny).

God, that girl makes everyone miserable around her on purpose. She is a total cunt.

by LRomein June 30, 2011

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Cunt

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Barry: By being an internet gobshite or cunt?

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by Iamdehulkrawr May 18, 2011

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