camerasexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to cameras.

A: Hi! I wanna tell you something..
B: Oh, yeah, sure! What is it?
A: I think I'm camerasexual..
B: Go out to my lawn and touch some fucking grass.

by imilkcows March 22, 2021

Camera Catfish

Someone who looks better on camera than they do in real life.

That girl looks nothing like she does on camera, she's a camera catfish!

by BibsMafer January 21, 2022

Cumrade

A military man who engages in frequent casual sex with other military personnel; often within the military housing facilities known as ‘barracks.’ The male equivalent of a Barracks Bunny.

“Man, things haven’t been dull around here since Tyler joined our regiment. He’s a total Cumrade.”

by DyckWigglesworth February 23, 2022

Speed Camera'd

When a guy shoots his load in a girl's face and takes a picture and then steals all her money.

"That bastard speed camera'd me last night and now I can't afford to get coffee for a week!"

by StepfordKnife April 12, 2014

Man Camera

When a man becomes a camera via costume or photo editing

Person 1: Hey did you see this post on reddit about the Man Camera

Person 2: Oh yea if you like that you should check out r/PraiseTheManCamera

by Nofriendsfourlife June 12, 2019

Digital Camera

A thing you stole from your parents to make a viral YouTube video in 2009

I used a digital camera to make my first YouTube video and it got 5 likes and 4 views.

by ThatGuyOnTheSideOfTheRoad June 15, 2020

Asparagus Camera

A cursed object, believed to be one ne of the seven deathly idols one must obtain to inherit the power to rule the world.

Several attempts were made, yet only one has succeeded to this very day.

It is made by draining the pulp of freshly grown asparagus' and freezing it into a mold that represents the shape of a camera. The asparagus juice is than frozen until solid and taken out of the mold.

There was a video circling the internet of a bloke, trying to create such an object.

Myth says such camera shall never melt even in the scorching heat but it is yet to be proven by the Mythbusters.

A: Ayo where is Eric, I haven't seen him for days!
B: Ssh, I've heard he is trying to create the Asparagus Camera.

by RustyChain444 August 13, 2022