e-crabs

viruses caught while on porn sites

no man, i dont want to look at porn anymore. the last site i went to gave me e-crabs and my computer went apeshit!

by doob483 December 28, 2007

Cumbs

Cum crumbs. After leaving a load somewhere, it dries and turns into crumbs.

"Dude, found a wicked porn last night, and woke up to a keyboard full of cumbs."

by N810S October 1, 2014

cubs

Cashed Up BogunS.....mainly B listed celebs and people who have heaps of $$$ but no taste what-so-ever......

Well in Australia, our fav CUBS are 20 somethings - Lleyton & Bec Hewitt....he plays comp tennis - well thats his excuse and she is a B rate ex-soapie actress who rides on his fame? They have recently had a child and write a diary on "parenthood"....too much cash and no taste at all....An American version would be Paris Hilton...need I say more?

by Cappy_69 May 1, 2006

cubs fan

Person who follows every fad and trend, thinking it makes them hip, and gives them a group to identify with.

Interchangable with "jimmy buffet fan".

"You want to get something to eat?"
"Sure. Where?"
"There's a new cupcake place on Clark."
"Quit being such a cubs fan, and let's get a burger across the street."

by chibob441 December 19, 2011

cubs fan

The most understanding and loyal of the major sports fan considering that there are only three of this group that were alive the last time the Chicago team actually won the World Series in 1908.
The group is a hard core collection of roughians, rogues, and businessmen and women alike; as all people sharing the common bond of character and low expectation.
These fans often extend good sportsmanship given the fact that winning, especially late in the season is unlikely.
Great people to drink beer with.

That girl is hot, and a season-ticket holding cubs fan... I think I'm going to ask her out in October when she has nothing to do.

by jester May 16, 2003

cubsband

A romantically involved cub who has not yet reached his adult levels of hairiness, stinkiness and morbid obesity and is thus unable to be considered a husbear.

My cubsband has finally grown out of his harness!

by griffynn February 8, 2010

curbslap

When you slap someone with enough force that they fall down and their head impacts the curb.

I was so mad at the stupid shit he said, I curbslapped his ass right then and there.

by LamboP December 1, 2009