South Pekin Crockpot

The South Pekin crockpot is when you cook up a big batch of Meth, then you hallucinate and mow down your entire family!

This morning I ran out of my stash, so I had to whip up a South Pekin Crockpot

by Midwest Cooker April 24, 2025

The Levittown Crockpot

When your about to eat out an ugly bitch, and her pussy smells so bad you have to vomit inside of it to make it taste exquisite.

“Yo, did you go out with that chick last night?”

“Yea cuh, but her pussy tasted like my dad’s hemorrhoids so, you know I had to give her The Levittown Crockpot.”

by dennis_the_menace2 March 31, 2026

potato cock

A large and thick penis. Bigger than most. Normally referred as big wanker, fat head, pussy destroyer, and the giver of orgasms.

Girl 1: Bitch guess what the fuck I did last night

Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: I hooked up with this guy and he had a potato cock.

Girl 2: Omg I’m jealous

by Lucky Lucy December 30, 2017

Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth

Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"

by LittleSinep November 23, 2021

potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021