crimson

Deeply and incredibly awesome.

I saw this crimson sportbike, I'd love to ride one of those!

by ifreefly Jedi June 14, 2005

Alabama Crimson Tide

Has the worst saying in history of college football--Roll Tide. They are a bunch of assholes that love to drink, party, and be VERY rude. They are hated by EVERY college. The worst part of the whole football program is Nick Saban or as LSU likes to call him Nick Satan. No one could pay me enough to go to their college, much less the state of Alabama!

Mom: We are moving to Alabama!
Me: I will just stay here. I will not move there with all of them assholes (aka: Alabama Crimson Tide)

by LSUtigers August 5, 2012

Crimson Handshake

When a girl who is menstruating uses her period blood as lubricant for a hand job.

She didn't have any Astro-glide, so I had to ask her for a Crimson Handshake.

by onejackofff July 24, 2007

alabama crimson tide

More National Championships than any other College football team (13 time champions) also had the greatest coach of all times Paul'Bear'Bryant

Hey Nigger, who is the most Dominant team in SEC History! Sir,That would be Alabama Crimson Tide, Master!

by RollTideRoll July 29, 2003

Crimson Grin

The act of putting a piece of broken glass or sometimes a razor blade inside someone's mouth, then punching them in the jaw to shred the inside of their mouths. Usually used as a torture method.

Erik caught his girlfriend cheating so he gave both her and the guy a crimson grin

by Gz-TeRRoR November 27, 2010

crimson shocker

A Shocker that can only be performed once a month...

Also a very good wand in World of Warcraft.

Captain Orgasmo gave the crimson shocker to Miss Menstrual and she loved it!

by Ocktavius April 19, 2006

crizones

anything. there are no rules to this term

i dont like crizones, never spend a night alone

hey crizones

oh sweet crizones

scent of a crizones

there's something about crizones

by Bunzastef Magee February 2, 2003