Certified pip

Someone who has all the hoes and all the bars no one can compare to a certified pip they are the ultimate pips

Will knocked all the hoes at the club the other night and went dumb in sac he’s a certified pip

by Dope sauce with a side of swag June 24, 2021

certified._.weeblol

This is the kindest, sweetest, funnyest most adorable tiktoker EVER!

Women: OMG!! CERTIFIED._.WEEBLOL NOTICED ME!!
Man: GOOD FOR YOU!! She’s awesome!
Women: I know right?! She’s my idol!:)

by Oliver is pog champ October 3, 2021

cruzified

When you've been whipped as badly as Tucker Carlson just whipped Ted Cruz on national television.

"There’s a word for what happened to the senator from Texas today: Cruzified" - George Takei

by Steel Goggles January 7, 2022

Certified Hooper

When u rlly Tuff at basketball

Jason Gordon is rlly a certified Hooper

by Hoopin doctor February 11, 2022

Certified Stump

A male that is below 5’5 is considered a Certified Stump. This man also has a short torso and short legs.

Damn, Jake really is a certified stump.

by coolmama7668292 March 2, 2022

Certified Sus Boy

Any dude who is just straight up sus.

Person 1: Yo do you know JL?
Person 2: You mean the certified sus boy?
Person 1: Yea.. he's tuff.

by IloveChristina1234 March 16, 2022

Certified Drake Classic

Putting hot sauce in a condom after use in sex to ensure the sperm is killed and cannot be used for insemination. Particularly useful in a hookup scenario.

After I hit it I pulled a certified drake classic just to be sure she ain’t gettin no bag from me

by Virginbyn8r April 5, 2022