Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel

Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.

Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!

by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 16, 2024

The Creech

An unusually sedentary lifeform found slouched in the darkest corner of the bedroom, often surrounded by snack wrappers, half-finished drinks, and an aura of vague disappointment. The Creech expends minimal energy unless food is involved, and despite doing absolutely nothing, still manages to bark orders like a discount drill sergeant with no rank.

“Hey man, can you help me move this couch?”
“Nah, The Creech said he’s conserving his back for fantasy football season.”

by Nate Higggerson July 9, 2025

payton ryan creech

He is usually a very sweet loving guy. He's a even better boyfriend. This guy is athletic and very sporty. When not doing sports he likes to play video games such as COD and fortnite. He can be annoying but also very funny. He likes to see people happy and makes tons of friends.

Person 1: Who is that???
Person 2: That my friend would be Payton.Ryan.Creech hunk alert
Payton Ryan Creech is awesome

by Adri Damron May 16, 2018

This is a ufc server not a crèche

Stop acting like it’s a crèche!!!

This is a ufc server not a crèche

by Aaron x August 10, 2022