Purple Crayon uniform

Black dudes club gear highlighted by a dress shirt with tennis shoes.
Javon was rocking his {Purple Crayon uniform}: 7 Diamonds shirt, Trues, and Pumas.
by barrysantoro April 24, 2011
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Stubby red crayon

the term used to describe a penis after all night 'HARD' sex.
god i fucked her so hard last night, my penis looks like a Stubby red crayon!
by swan19 March 02, 2010
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Purple Crayon

The insertation of a sexual instrument, preferably purple and of a crayon nature, into one's anal orafice, along with a wet wipe (optional)
I used that purple crayon well last night. I did it eleven times and reached climax four times.
by Morthsaal May 06, 2016
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Doo Doo Crayon

When you take a dump and it breaks off leaving a point on the remaining fecal matter so no matter how many times you wipe you still get a brown stripe on the paper.
I got the Doo Doo Crayon again no matter how many times I wipe I still get the skidmark.
by Skimbo Jackson September 20, 2011
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break your crayons

assertivness in the form of zero tolerance for disrespect, and taking no bullshit; yet being respectful of others. Who needs to bitch people out when you can tell them the truth. Truth breaks people just as easily as it is to accidentally break a crayon.
"I'm about to break his crayons if he doesnt man up."

Jane "break your crayons" Doe
by giraffesarecooolerthanyou February 13, 2012
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go hard in the crayons

Similar to going hard in the paint, going hard in the crayons is going just a little bit harder, as if to say one has been going hard since they used Crayolas in Preschool.
"Man I went way too hard today. I'm way past paint, I go hard in the crayons now"
by acarnz February 21, 2012
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