cornivore

n. a corn eating animal; any such animals that ingest corn.

all the cows in that field have been unnaturally conditioned to be cornivores.

by DNrep414 March 9, 2009

corkish

used to describe a unicorn with five heads and only half a horn.

oh look at that corkish over there!

by kwlgalhotmailaddme September 16, 2014

cornschnuggler

Leila Bates 24/7

Leila bates is a cornschnuggler literally all the time.

by jtrox March 14, 2022

Candy Corning

A guy paints his dick in the classic orange, yellow and white pattern of Candy Corn. He then proceeds to fuck his girl in the ass untill all three colors are on the rim of her asshole.

Judging by Sandys ass she was Candy Corning last night.

by akkakakakakakakka November 1, 2010

Corish

1.)Wacky
2.)Slow
3.)Idiot
4.)Corey

I'm feeling a bit corish today.

by Seatdown April 27, 2006

Cornish Lifeguard

Sexual Position in which, the female lays down, face first, on the shore with both hands by her side. Her lower back should be arched, at this point, the male who plays the role of the Cornish lifeguard, (who is just finishing his pasty), is thrusting his fallace in her anus. The added bonus is that the tide allows the female to freely and lifelessly sway back and forth in the cooling cornish tide.

First Guy: So how did the date with Mandy go?
Second Guy: Couldn't have been better, we did the Cornish Lifeguard. - All day.

by The Cornish Lifeguard. September 29, 2010

Corning on the cob

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.

Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*

by Jakercut August 18, 2016