Who told you you could eat my cookies?

Another popular pharse by none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is very often used in prank calls and can be heard in various soundboards.

Cookies?
Who told you you could eat MY cookies???!!

by Kyle Strangle May 8, 2006

cooking the books

a frequent practice of lying and cheating in any record bookkeeping, in order to substancially increase your own personnal profit and earnings. OR knowingly providing incorrect information in a companies financial statements. This is, needless to say, illegal.

Johnny went to jail for cooking the books at his office.

by losrunner April 9, 2004

cookie cutter

Predictable, Recycled, Not unique.

She does not have her own style, she is cookie cutter.

That movie was so cookie cutter, nothing surprised me.

by Scottttttty April 10, 2006

Choking Trojan

First used by Brian Molko in Placebo's classic 'Commercial for Levi'. The song depicts flirtations with various illict substances, gay sex and other licentious acts. In simple terms, to 'choke trojan' is to perform oral sex on another man.

'You're the one whose always choking trojan,
You're the one who always showers golden'

by Superfly TNT October 23, 2004

Cockinthemouth

1. (Noun) A derivative of the term “Blowjob.” Popular amongst “Tendersluts” – whore wannabe’s.

2. (Verb) to stuff ones’ mouth with excessive chicken (commonly used amongst pre-schoolers)

Person 1: I love Cool Whip.
Person 2: No you don’t slut! That white stuff’s from cockinthmouth!!!

by Cockinthemouth (Coqkendamouth) June 4, 2004

cooking mama

Cooking Mama is a video game for the Nintendo DS. In the game players must choose what they wish to make from a selected list. when the desired food has been selected players must then perform a series of actions using the stylus based on what the instructions tell the player to do. tasks consist of chopping, slicing, boiling etc.
However thier is a time limit on how long the player has to do the task. The player is rated on how well they perform the task and this leads to and overall points score and a medal.

Cooking Mama is a very good video game.

by SamGreenbank February 8, 2008

cookie fresh

hot out the oven, on fire, come get a mouthfull.

that new fit of yours is "cookie fresh!"

by Ash Money, Dj marz February 21, 2008