convertience

the art of being infatuated by someone or something converting to a certain characteristic or religion etc

"i feel convertience towards joseph"

"thats not convertience"

by horrify January 26, 2026

consortity

Absurdity of a situation in which nothing is out of the ordinary. The definition itself is an oxymoron.

Apple falls out of a tree on some person's head.
Said person: The consortity of this situation is crazy! Am I also a genius now?

by MERIRIDAPEAR September 25, 2025

Consortwhore

A Couple Consortwhore is a personal private therapist/escort that brings couples together in a playful and healthy sexual way to try new things in life and to have fun and make good memories. Couples that play together stay together.

Call a Consortwhore, because as a couple we just want more.

by CallPureDeebauchery July 9, 2025

The Converter

When three people have sex, where the girl is riding on a cock cowgirl position (Anally) but she was leaning back enough for a woman to fuck her in the vagina with a strap-on while the man fucking girl one in the ass licked girl two's ass.

Hey, where have you been?

Tam, Nick and i tried the Converter last night.

by ThunderProcella June 28, 2011

Playing Convertibles

When 2 straight guys hold their dinks out, touching tip to tip and take turns rolling their skin / foreskin on an off the tip.

Oh those two lazy bastards, they're too busy "playing convertibles" to get off their asses and come to the BBQ, party, club etc etc

Why don't you two losers stop bothering me and get back to your game of "playing convertibles"

by Not playin convertibles July 29, 2011

Simultaneously Convertext

Having two conversations while texting the same person

Whenever i simultaneously convertext, I end up getting really confused as to what the hell the other person is referring too.

by Machinarine September 5, 2011

jaguar convertible

Mainly driven by old men with bald heads

Old men who drive jaguar convertibles often have bald heads.

by Jag drivers February 3, 2016