Conspiracy theory

What about Fat-Cock Self-Preservation Theory, Cody? What do you think of that one? The most profound and accurate conspiracy theory on the web!

Hym "How's this for a conspiracy theory: The accusations of liar and grifter do nothing to hurt right-wing pundits EXPLICITLY BECAUSE they aren't intended to hurt them but, rather, deflate the value of liar and grifter accusations in a deliberate attempt to cover for ineffective political opposition. Because sure you're calling them a liar and a grifter but if you can keep them in the forefront of people's minds you can keep out the MORE EFFECTIVE opposition out of the lime light and maintain the status quo. So, denigrating the political opposition ISN'T TO GET YOU TO STOP LISTENING TO JORDAN PETERSON... It to get you to focus on Jordan Peterson instead of me. Because he is harmless and ineffective and I am not."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

Conspiracy Theorist

A term used by shitlibs to slander someone for saying something that the public doesn't already know without regardless of proof or doing their own research

Guy 1: Source? SOURCE? stupid Conspiracy Theorist!!!!1
Guy 2: Provides source, link gets censored and gets banned
Guy 1: I knew he woudnt reply

by dankm3m3rzz May 7, 2023

Wilson Conspiracy

Someone that likes to go to the complete opposite of the facts and is a spud

There is only 12 hours in a day!!!, tomatoes aren't fruits you put them in chicken and veggie soup.
Well that's just a Wilson Conspiracy

by Nugisathug June 4, 2018

conspiracy expert

Someone either obsessed with conspiracies or someone that is in the community for a long amount of time.

Wow, you're a real conspiracy expert, aren't you?

by Uselezz April 12, 2022

Conspiracy Theorist

A very advanced clairvoyant. Able to predict the future very accurately. A sovereign, free thinking, brave, intellectual.

It's crucial that you listen to a conspiracy theorist today.

by $ Pimp Daddy Mack $ March 31, 2023

Conspiracy

The reason people are behaving towards me the way they are.

Hym "It's conspiracy. That is all. You're not doing what you think you're doing. All you're doing is getting some random kid killed. That is a all. What ever agreement you have. Whatever threat you are under. Someone else will pay the price for you doing this to me."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2024

Conspiracy Theory

A theory about a conspiracy.

Person who pursues a Conspiracy theory: The Earth is flat, MSM bad, NASA's a lie, wake up sheeple!

by UltimateDoge August 14, 2021