An informal logical fallacy in which one arguer compares the unpleasant activities of another to her/his own more favorable circumstance. For a comparison to fall under this fallacy, the arguer must both act like the situations are the same and make the other person feel bad about their own circumstance.
Arguer: "You think it's bad being an actuary? Yeah, try being an baby animal cuddler who has no allergies whatsoever."
Other person: "Bullshit! Asshole comparison!"
Other person: "Bullshit! Asshole comparison!"
by ethical.breakdance January 4, 2010
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Guy 1: I'm in a cult.
Guy 2: Seriously?
Guy 1: Yeah. I go to church and take communion every Sunday.
Guy 2: Seriously?
Guy 1: Yeah. I go to church and take communion every Sunday.
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That irritating, not especially romantic state that many married couples fall into when they are no longer young and restless- basically, they're friends with benefits and wedding rings. The purpose of this is to prevent passion from interfering with raising their kids. It's a force of nature, and it is incredibly disturbing to watch as it takes place. There is no known cure except divorce.
Bill and Sheryl had been married for fifty seven years and could go for weeks without so much as kissing. Companionate romance strikes again.
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Get the Ur family reunion a homosexual communion mug.by devilzukin December 2, 2003
Get the communion mug.It is where Sarah Palin complains how unfair she is treated by the Liberal gotcha media. She does her best to avoid this by only answereing pre-approved questions and topics in front of friendly media interviews, like the Fox news Channel.
Sarah Palin had first compalining in front of the national media when Katie Couric asked her tough unfair sexist questions like :
What books and magazines do you read?
Can you explain the Bush doctrine (even though she wholely supports it)?
Can you name the three countries in North America? In regaurds to NAFTA.
Or any other question that is well beyond her intellegence, she has not been coached for by the Republican national Committee, but still easy enough for any contestant to answer on the t.v. game show "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?"
What books and magazines do you read?
Can you explain the Bush doctrine (even though she wholely supports it)?
Can you name the three countries in North America? In regaurds to NAFTA.
Or any other question that is well beyond her intellegence, she has not been coached for by the Republican national Committee, but still easy enough for any contestant to answer on the t.v. game show "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?"
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Dan: hey
Bob: hey
Dan: ur family reunion a homosexual communion
(Nothing happens, all of a sudden there is a loud bang and Bob is instantly hurled through heaven, hell and purgatory simultaneously and they all shatter. Afterwards Bob is now non-existent. Nobody remembers Bob because now he has never existed.
Bob: hey
Dan: ur family reunion a homosexual communion
(Nothing happens, all of a sudden there is a loud bang and Bob is instantly hurled through heaven, hell and purgatory simultaneously and they all shatter. Afterwards Bob is now non-existent. Nobody remembers Bob because now he has never existed.
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