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for the most part, a waste of time. why do we have to watch advertisements on cable/satellite t.v. when we pay for the television and the fucking services to watch programs? The damn companies are money hungry and can't be happy with the 106 dollars a month we pay them for t.v. channels.
cable and satelite providers that show commercials like direct tv and comcast, and time warner and eagle communications, and many others need to be replaced by companies that actually care about their customers.
by Hawn Gnarley July 23, 2014
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milk commercial

To leave an excees deposit of jizz on a womans face
Yeah, I made a milk commercial out of that slooch!
by Aaron L January 29, 2005
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commercial plumber

A person who doesn't take shit from anyone. Absolute badassary. Parades around like the big swinging dicks that they are. Work hard mentality. Most of them are alcoholics.
Wow that commercial plumber didn't take any shit from that power lineman.
by Hogtooth14 May 31, 2017
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Commercial Failure

A commercial failure is a group that does not reach expectations of success, especially a group who's fanbase is loud with little to no action behind them.

please note: if 'the shoes fit' the term commercial failure may or may not lead to you getting suspended and any platform of choice. i.e. twitter by triggered kpoppies.

origin: @jungianbts

fandom: BTS ARMY
'your faves are nothing but commercial failures'
'commercial failures who bundles and still couldn't reach ______, how embarrassing'

'i am an army but i dont we should call other groups "flop". calling other groups "flop" is so petty. we can honestly do better. so step up the game and call them "commercial failures" like they are.'
by Lanny12 February 27, 2020
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ASPCA commercial

1)aspca commercial(adj.)- Something so sad, that will make almost anyone anyone cry till they die.

2)(adj).- a state of awkwardness when someone else cries because of something sad but you can't seem to shed a tear.
1)man, i just broke up with my girlfriend, it was like an ASPCA commercial.

2) I just had an ASPCA commercial moment right there, my girlfriend still cried because her dog died, I can't even put on a sad face. she now hates me
by almightynino July 25, 2016
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commercide

Death by careless, frenzied or cut-throat commercial activity.
The village of Riverside fell on hard times after a
Walmart opened nearby. Small shops laid off employees
and some stores went out of business. "We were helpless
to halt the commercide," said mayor Al Kravolek.
by Steve Hoglund July 21, 2007
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Commercial Coma

Commercial Coma-

It happens when you are watching a show/movie, and it goes to commercial break. You soon forget what show/movie you were watching.
Mark: Hey, what, uh, what's the show we're watching?

John: Dude, we're watching Family Guy.

Mark: Uh, really? Are you sure?

John: Someone's got a serious case of commercial coma...
by PandaHumor August 1, 2011
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