collector

What a heavily tattooed person prefers to call themselves.

The local tattoo artist is a collector: he's tattooed everywhere!

by MEISJUNK January 4, 2008

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Friend collector

The art of collecting friends on your blogging site with no intention of ever viewing there pages.

Man, She has over 200 friends on her list! She is DEFINITELY a FRIEND COLLECTOR!

by SnowBunzzz March 28, 2007

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When a group of C-list celebrities (usually from science fiction films/programmes) meet up at a convention to sign autographs for ridiculous sums of money. Usually associated with the geek and nerd variety of teenagers.

GUY 1"Hey man you going to collectormania?"
GUY 2"Sure...as long as it doesn't smell of nerd like usual"

by rory mcmoose May 8, 2005

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collective

Stalinoid or Bolshevik for "group." Reeks with self-importance and in-groupiness.

They used to go out drinking. I suppose they called themselves the "Beer Collective."

by octopod November 30, 2003

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collector's dozen

A group of 11, usually a packaged food item or actual collection of interesting object.

The collector collects a dozen of said item, but is disillusioned by greed and decides to keep one. Antonym for 'Baker's Dozen' as in, the baker is generous and gives an extra, while the Collector's Dozen means 'to keep a portion of the lot' instead.

Hot Pocket Lover: "Man, the value pack boxes used to come with a dozen hot pockets, and now they only have 11!
Friend: "Oh yeah man, the Collector's Dozen. It's been getting more and more common nowadays."
Hot Pocket Lover: "Awh, what ever happened to the generous Baker's Dozen!"

by Karla Mercedes October 14, 2011

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