Coconut mall

If you get coconut malled you getting owned by someone

NATHAN JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED

by Isayestothis February 8, 2021

Coconut Cunthole

Someone who acts as a friend, but really is gathering information to:
a) use against you
b)to use out of context
or
c)to twist into something completely false.

She will always be a coconut cunthole.

by Donimatrix December 17, 2008

coconut girl

A girl who can be hard and tough towards you ( like the out side of a coconut) but at other times can be sweet and filled with freshness ( like the inside of a coconut ) these girls are often white girls

Wow I don't know what that girl wants she is being such a coconut girl

by Kdog360 March 31, 2015

Leeds Coconut

A very painful form of punishment, made popular by gangsters in the United Kingdom, not many people know what it actually involves. Some say it does involve a coconut, others say it's the act of hitting a person on the head with a hammer.

1."I really pissed him off"

2."Really, why do you say that?"

1."He said he'd give me a Leeds Coconut!"

2."Oh shit, you'd better leave town!"

by Dazeel July 25, 2010

Coconut Mall’d

You just got COCONUT MALL’D.
Send this to your friends to Coconut Mall them.

Jamal: Hey dude look at this hilarious meme
Patrick: Okay
*meme of coconut mall*
Patrick got coconut mall’d

by muelbailey February 10, 2021

Coconut-head

A round shaped cranium resembling a hairy dome,void of contents.

Brainless people, only space exsisting between the ears, surrounded by a coconut shell.

by Coconut friend of (Ms.Coconut head in space) May 22, 2005

coconut cunt

A guy named josh who’s older brother roasted him

Stfu coconut cunt ( everybody laughs)

by SnoopdogJoe March 10, 2018