Dingle Cobbler

The fresh wet, moist turd that unknowingly becomes blended with your ass and pubic hairs into a cobbler like consistency...

Martha had an oopsy poopsy and sat down requiring multiple wet wipes...

Oh my gosh, I just dingle cobblered myself...Who's hungry?

by cobbler4u July 19, 2013

rotten cobbler

When you go down on a girl an you find rotten crust in her pussy.

Ebell was eating this girl out and found out she was serving him rotten cobbler. He was PISSED!

by Dutch Uncle December 7, 2013

squat cobbler

Someone who gets a sexual thrill by sitting on pie.

"Sunny thought Bob had a foot fetish, but he turned out to be a squat cobbler guy."

by Manny Petty September 3, 2016

Strawberry Cobbler

Sex move in which the man inserts his phallus into a woman that is in the midst of her menstrual cycle, thus covering it in blood, removing it, and proceeding to smack or "cobble" the woman with it.

"I met this girl at the club last night. I was trying to fuck, but the kinky bitch was on her period, so I gave her the old reliable Strawberry Cobbler."

by Wes Wolfe January 25, 2018

Meach Cobbler

When you give a male a rim-job and you have to go back for leftovers.

I went over to his house last night and he gave me some Meach Cobbler. I’m going back tonight!

by Eels and Escalators July 17, 2018

Fruit Cobbler

Ned's favourite food, pussy magnet and potential Avengers-level threat.

"It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love. I had just finished my fruit cobbler, right..." - Ned Leeds

by Drewypewy January 9, 2022

Dutch oven cobbler

When you attempt to perform the Dutch oven and shit the bed instead. The pile of shit is the cobbler in your Dutch oven.

I tried to give my girlfriend a little Dutch Oven treatment, but because of taco bell, ended up with a Dutch oven cobbler instead.

by ffemtroberts April 20, 2018