Coronavirus weekend

A coronavirus weekend day is just like every other day of the week except you don't have to pretend to be working for part of each day.

"Have a great coronavirus weekend! You're still staying home but at least you don't have to pretend to be working for part of the day, you can binge watch Westworld with a clear conscience!"

by MJBarton May 4, 2020

coronavirus taskforce

a entourage of nitwits who lack the intellectual ability to manage a health crisis

little johnny: Mommy is school gunna be out all year?

mom: yes honey because the coronavirus taskforce shit the bed

by nandall May 4, 2020

Coronavirus job snatching

When the government tries to shut down any business that resists the government, and tries to force anybody who works there out of a job.

The governments are already coronavirus job snatching in some states as they begin to reopen. That won't help with the high unemployment rate.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2020

Coronavirus Office

Donald Trump suggested viruses be named after the place where they originated which is why The Oval Office is now known as The Coronavirus Office.

The president will speak to reporters live from The Coronavirus Office

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

Coronavirus lockdown

Coronavirus is a virus, a horrible one though. It has caused more than 100,000 deaths. The pandemic had started in the year 2020 about in Feb. Many people died, and many recovered.

I hated that Coronavirus lockdown.

by CHESS BRO November 24, 2020

coronavirus anxiety

Coronavirus Anxiety is the intense fear of and fixation towards covid19. The term was coined in the spring of 2020 while fear of the coronavirus spread around the world.

My coronavirus anxiety is so bad, that I dreamed I had to jump through a stain glass window to avoid giving coronavirus to the Pope.

by TheCatsPajamas69 March 28, 2020

Coronavirus fever

The rebellion by Americans against the shelter-in policy instituted by the federal government and certain states. People want to get back to work and their lives and are sick of being stuck at home. The coronavirus version of cabin fever and not the actual fever caused from a coronavirus infection. Corvid-19, Corvid virus, coronavirus, Corvid-19 fever, President Trump, truss Trump, truzz Trump, President Trump, 45, shelter-in, shelter, outbreak, virus, cabin fever, Trumper, Trump army, Trump nation, Donald Trump, Trumpnado, social distancing

I have been stuck inside my tiny apartment for 3 weeks due to the Coronavirus. I can’t take social distancing anymore, I have got a serious case of Coronavirus fever.

by joecoolthefool April 20, 2020