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Korean Clusterfuck

A growing trend in mostly korean mmorpg's where in which dozens, sometimes hundreds of players participate in open-world video game content content together, smothering the screen with character ability animations as to be completely incomprehensible and to drop even the most elite PC's to their knees.
"I tried playing black desert online but every time I went to do my usual node war or world boss, my computer would crash or drop to 5fps, what a korean clusterfuck"

"yea man, yesterday I was doing a tier 3 and 50 guys came out of no where and gave me the ol' korean clusterfuck"
by Ragnar Grundlegrinder October 18, 2018
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norwegian clusterfuck

The Norwegian Clusterfuck is a gangbang consisting of 100 or more males and only one female. The men (typically Norwegian) completely ravage every possible fuck hole on this sluts body until they all reach climax, then in unison all cover her body in their sweet sticky nectar... she then licks herself clean.
"Holy shit did you watch Cassidy get Norwegian Clusterfucked?" "Watch her? I Participated!"
by The Norwegian Himself May 4, 2010
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Mongolian Clusterfuck

A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.
I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.
by LudwigVan December 6, 2003
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mongolian clusterfuck

A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina
I got stuck in a mongolian clusterfuck last night, bog brush tickled my ribs
by shineon January 31, 2008
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clusterfuck

one who needs the solidarity from a centain group - usually the group consists of other clusterfuck types all feeding from one another.
"oh shit! those delta kappa phi guys just overran the bar. what a bunch of clusterfucks"
by erikwh August 18, 2004
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clusterfuck

When there is a group of people (a group of friends, usually) and some form of drama causes a member of the group to be alienated. Usually this person doesn't have any other friends to turn to, so now, he's essentially friendless because of drama.

The most common form of clusterfucking occurs when you have a group of friends where two of them are dating, but they break up, causing everyone in the group to hate one of the people who broke up.
Man, I've gotta get new friends so I can prevent myself getting clusterfucked.
by Eat My Teats May 5, 2008
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Metastatic Clusterfuck

When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.
Covid went from being an outbreak in Wuhan to a full fledged international metastatic clusterfuck
by Mommy Rotten December 6, 2020
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