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Bohemian Clusterfuck

When a simple situation is going down hill in a spectacular manner. Related to Epic Fail, except this is implied as the situation is happening, and ongoing. Mostly used when the situation is compounded by either random events, or lack of planning, and or human stupidity.
Our plans for meeting at the mall with our group of friends became a bohemian clusterfuck when tony decided to steal from sears, as my parents were browsing a kiosk next to us, and everyone got hungry for something different.

The gas station was the scene of the ultimate bohemian clusterfuck when the ice machine was empty, the soda fountain needed to be restocked, the hotdog cooker caught fire and the place was being robbed.
by mcporkins October 10, 2011
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norwegian clusterfuck

The Norwegian Clusterfuck is a gangbang consisting of 100 or more males and only one female. The men (typically Norwegian) completely ravage every possible fuck hole on this sluts body until they all reach climax, then in unison all cover her body in their sweet sticky nectar... she then licks herself clean.
"Holy shit did you watch Cassidy get Norwegian Clusterfucked?" "Watch her? I Participated!"
by The Norwegian Himself May 4, 2010
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Mongolian Clusterfuck

A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.
I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.
by LudwigVan December 6, 2003
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mongolian clusterfuck

A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina
I got stuck in a mongolian clusterfuck last night, bog brush tickled my ribs
by shineon January 31, 2008
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clusterfuck

one who needs the solidarity from a centain group - usually the group consists of other clusterfuck types all feeding from one another.
"oh shit! those delta kappa phi guys just overran the bar. what a bunch of clusterfucks"
by erikwh August 18, 2004
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clusterfuck

When there is a group of people (a group of friends, usually) and some form of drama causes a member of the group to be alienated. Usually this person doesn't have any other friends to turn to, so now, he's essentially friendless because of drama.

The most common form of clusterfucking occurs when you have a group of friends where two of them are dating, but they break up, causing everyone in the group to hate one of the people who broke up.
Man, I've gotta get new friends so I can prevent myself getting clusterfucked.
by Eat My Teats May 5, 2008
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a calamity of a clusterfuck

When the issue at hand is of such great magnitude and awe the only way to explain is by having an a and two magnitive descriptive words.
At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!
by kimmiesthougthsat2:14 August 17, 2013
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