clunge muffin

Smearing a bran muffin between a pair of ripe pussy lips, prefferably ones that smell of urine and cabbage.

I gave the waitress at the diner a clunge muffin last Friday and she put it back in the display case.

by Reverend Gibs May 26, 2021

Clunge

A clunge is the hot wet mess between your bitch's legs. It is mostly favoured by the species of cotton-picking, banana-munching, tree branch-swinging, gun-shooting, everything-stealing, no-dad-niggas.

"Damn, my nigga. That's a might fine clunge you've got there!"

"My mummy slapped her clunge on my face last night. That bitch has got some droopy flaps!

by ;'p,lp June 25, 2019

Clunge Bugs

Pubic Lice affecting a woman's genitals

"I need to get to the doctors, these clunge bugs are really itchy!"

by Kemp139 August 5, 2012

Quality Clunge

A fine looking girl :)

Dude, that is some Quality Clunge

by Quality Clunge July 17, 2010

Clunge Torrent

A particularly heavy period.

Wow, I'm glad that period is over, it was a proper clunge torrent

by Crc22 January 28, 2022

Phat clunge

A woman who has an enlarged or just large vagina/ lips, labia majora !

Guy: ay yo b you got a phat clunge
Girl: oof thank you bby

by Eldog October 30, 2021

Face Clunge

Its when a guy forces his head face first into a female.

Person One: How was your night last night?

Person Two: Not Bad, got to "Face Clunge" my wife!

by Hammond511 June 21, 2012