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Clegg Nut

A person who chooses to vote for Liberal Democrats, in turn voting for Nick Clegg to be primeminister, in UK politics.

Also, linked to cleg nuts as they are both annoying hangers on, you don't know where to stand with them, plus they smell.
Dave: I'm totally voting LibDems this election, Nick Clegg will really help this country out.
Mitch: Mate, you're such a fence sitting Clegg Nut!
by NevRam April 29, 2010
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clagonasyphaherpalaids

Enjoy all the worst STD's that women can achieve.
Except Crabs...Those are cool...
"I had sex last night..."
"You got clagonasyphaherpalaids didn't you?!"
by Nathan Hulsey November 3, 2006
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clang

1. A slang term used for robot sex or porn, coming from the sound of machines banging.
2. A compiler front end for the LLVM compiler. It was developed by Apple and later became integrated with the LLVM compiler, leading to LLVM being called LLVM/Clang as well.
1. Two robots made clang noises as they had sex with each other.
2. I use LLVM/Clang on my Linux box, GCC is too bloated.
by Mjfan13298 September 8, 2018
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Chaggot

Bro 1: dude he told on me for smoking, even thou he smokes
Bro 2: what a chaggot.
by chaghater January 23, 2010
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Clagnut

One of the collection of entangled pieces of shit, paper and pubes that often occur following a particularly sticky dump.
The human equivalent to a dag. Can be used to insult.
Rupert arose from giving Henry a damn fine arse licking, but Henry refused to thank him until he removed the clagnuts that were stuck in his teeth.
by Rupert and Henry September 10, 2011
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Claggot

A male liar, douche, and/or cheater.
"You know that new kid in our Biology class?"
"Yeah, I met him years ago. He's such a Claggot."
by nksr December 4, 2014
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clag

the ladder-guy friend of a girl you are attracted to who constantly hangs around her, proceeding to cock block you every chance he gets.
he sticks to her like fucking clag, what a cock block.
by JL678 July 1, 2010
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