Cincinnati persian

When you've had at least 2 nose jobs and are a slut for chili on noodles

That Cincinnati persian whole go home with him after that dinner.

by Garden Doogen March 22, 2021

cincinnati microwave

when your microwave has been repossessed by you bitch landlord so in order to heat your dollar tree lean cuisine you take a hot shit on top the plastic coating

the cincinnati microwave is the preferred way to prepare food in certain circles

by cumbitch October 22, 2022

cincinnati clam

When you are doing it doggie style, pull out, cum in your hand then slap her in the face.

-Z

Last night I was banging your mom and she asked me to give her a Cincinnati Clam.

by Sgt. -Z May 2, 2016

cincinnati sandpaper

When a girl who usually shaves has let her pubic hair grow out for a few days.

My face is completely raw from her cincinnati sandpaper.

by Charyk May 9, 2019

Cincinnati Shake

When you have a turd that hasn't dropped and you stand over someone's face and shake to make it drop.

I gave Jenny a Cincinnati Shake last night.

by Mr. Doesn't Give a Shit June 6, 2015

Cincinnati Uptown

When you and your honey run out of depression medication and have to fuck to feel human again.

"We gotta stop doing the Cincinnati Uptown, babe."

by Princess of Armenia March 30, 2015

Cincinnati slap

An upward open handed slap across the face, Immediately followed by a back handed slap across the opposite side of the face

DAAAMN DID YOU SEE JOEL BELL GIVE THAT CAT A CINCINNATI SLAP!!!

by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021