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Christ Pill

You recognize that the “Red pill” has a lot of truth in it (And you STOP allowing woman to use up your resources…Proverbs 31:3 ) but instead of taking the path of hating woman you recognize that Christian values are simply better. Instead of using woman like many other woman have used you. “Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself” is your motto.
This man went from black pill to Christ pill and seems a lot happier!
by HumblePrince September 15, 2022
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Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge!

Phrase used for conveying sudden and extreme frustration.
Johnny: Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Mark: Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! Who ask’s that?
by Help525600 October 18, 2020
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Jesus unforgiving Christ

A sacrilegious expletive. Originally coined by Dave Godowsky
"JESUS UNFORGIVING CHRIST!!! THAT HURT!!!"
by Krwin March 1, 2015
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Christa McAuliffe Middle School

A shitty ass school located in suburban Boynton Beach, Florida. Some call it "Christa" or "CMMS" for short. The school's mascot is the lame ass "Challengers", and most of the students are just waiting for the school to blow up like the real space shuttle. People from other schools call people who go to CMMS, Christa McCrackers.

Christa McAuliffe is filled shitty teachers, and even shittier students. A good majority of the school smokes weed, ditches class, and are a disgrace to society.

In the Christa McAuliffe hallways, (like any other middle school) you'll find the Bitchy Whores, Chongas, Black Kids, Stoners/Burnouts, and the Nerds. The bitchy whores main pride in life, is being "hot" and losing their virginity at the age on 12. The Chonga's are your standard gross, greasy mexicans that smell like cheap perfume, and guacamole. The black kids act like hard asses. Truth is, they live in $400,000 houses, and buy Nike's with their parent's money. The Stoners wake and bake behind the Publix every single day... And nobody gives a rat's ass about the nerds, they're just there.

Most people hate this school with a mother fucking passion.....but in their heart, deep deep deep down inside I bet they secretly like it. Whether you like the school or not, memories are made at Christa McAuliffe Middle School. The school is a fucking dump, but it's a place you'll never forget.
Kid Uno- Oh hey, you go to Christa McAuliffe Middle School right?

Kid Two- Un-fucking-fortunately, yes.

Kid Uno- Sucks for you bro.
by myschoolsucks April 28, 2011
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Fucking Christ

An expletive, possibly the most aesthetically pleasing in the English language. A multi-purpose phrase commonly used as an expression of anger, pain, frustration, wonderment or disbelief.
After stumping his toe on the hearth, grampa screamed, "Fucking Christ!".

"Fucking Christ" the teacher inaudibly sighed as Susie answered "Louis Armstrong" when asked who the first man on the moon was.

After her first sexual tryst, Maxine rolled over and in a long exhale, uttered "Fucking Christ..." as she sank into the bed.
by J-Hova September 3, 2006
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Christbag

Used to describe a highly religious person who is also a complete douchebag. The word can also be used in general in replacement of douchebag.
"Shut up you stupid Christbag!"

"Go hug a Bible you Christbag!"
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
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Jesus Christ on a cracker

A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.
John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?
by TGBen December 30, 2008
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