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Chris

To release a fart of any kind in public, whether it is moist and rank, loud and raunchy, or even silent and smelling of cherries.
Josh: Dude did you Chris?

Eliiott: Yes, how could you tell?

Josh: I smelled cherries... and I heard a sonic boom come out of your butt.
by skiggityskot November 3, 2012
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Chris

Someone you can always trust and confide in, very sexual, usually married and has kids, handsome, buff and kick ass, great body guard
Chris is married :(
by Ganstagreelzz August 4, 2011
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Chris

A totally gorgeous man, usually wears brightly coloured T-shirts.

Likes to dance with "gunfingers" and honestly believes he has "moves"

Hates making decisions and Peas.
If you find a "Chris" then, girls you should hang on to him for life. He's a keeper!
Girl 1 "Look at that guy over there......Yummeh!!"

Girl2 "He is a total Chris! Look at his moves...only he can truely pull off gunfingers with bare ghetto style!"

Girl 1 "Agreed!!"
by MOOSEY-KINS June 1, 2011
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Chris

Guy ( HOPEFULLY ). Plays sports , and won't hit girls. Hates Pervs and always mistaken for gay ( means happy :D) always thretened and picked on. Won't hit girls cuz he says that he is being a genlteman but some say he is being a gentlewoman. Mostly quiet and everybody says he is EMO.

Week.
" Hey is that guy over there gay "

" Oh him!? Thats Chris. Every one thinks that but nodody knows for sure "
by ShayKates March 30, 2010
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Chris

Stop being such a Chris.
by Jolo May 11, 2013
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Chris

Huge dumb ass who is full of himself, has lots of anger issues, enjoys pissing people off and pushes buttons for the sake of his own fun
by bleh551 December 21, 2014
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Chris

Girls love Chris's, though most of them arent what you expect. Most are big huge liars, unattractive in many ways, and are big players. Some Chris's can be the hottest thing around, be very funny, and make you laugh your head off.
Person 1: Did you see that guy? He is a biggg liarr!

Person 2: Yeah he looked like a Chris, you can tell by the way he plays those girls
by lalala33333 August 12, 2011
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