cheese shoulder

it's when you take a slice of american cheese (the kind that's in the wrapper) and stick it to the back of someone's shirt, usually near their shoulder, without the person noticing. you don't tell them the cheese is there until they're in a crowd of people and then you yell "CHEESE SHOULDER!"

Bob punched me in the face after I gave him a cheese shoulder in front of his girlfriend.

by that girl April 15, 2004

cheese slice

The triangle shaped sweat mark left by a woman on a vinyl seat. Most often seen on exercise equipment.

Damn MaryBeth, are you going to wipe off that cheese slice you left on the Lat Pulldown?

by bnasty October 16, 2006

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

A folded piece of paper used as a receptacle for semen when no better option is available.

Adding tissues to his mental shopping list, Shmoolie gingerly placed his fresh grilled cheese sandwich to the bottom of the trash.

by jeromino111 January 16, 2011

wet cheese sandwhich

A incredibly extreme gay man

"I saw this wet cheese sandwhich at the park and he told me that i have a nice dick".

by Big feces May 16, 2008

alaskan cheese-shitter

The act of one man stretching a bitch's ass so far and then inserting 100% grade f cheese down her hole and then fucking her in the ass till she pukes then eats the puke and the cheese till she dies.

"Damn nigga that bitch frontin"
"Lets introduce that bitch to the alaskan cheese-shitter"

by iTz ThE SuPaMaN February 27, 2009

Grilled Cheese Sandwhich Pussy

A vagina that resembles a grilled cheese sandwhich.

I was about to eat that bitch out but when I got down there i spread her lips apart.... it was like a god damn grilled cheese sandwhich, man!

by Bryan November 19, 2004

grilled cheese sandwhich

To tell someone they're being nosey.

Why are you all up in my grilled cheese sandwhich?

by missbehavin February 23, 2004