Chapping

The act of being a "chap". Usually involves some sort of crude humour, followed by the phrase "nah, just chapping mate, just chapping". If a party/person is insulted by a certain comment, the phrase "just chapping" automatically removes any hard feelings.

Oi, Johnny, your mum's queer!.....Hey! Shut the **** up douche, don't talk about my mum like that!.....Ha! Nah bro, just chapping, just chapping......HAHAHA you're the best Nathanial, you're the best.

by groganjosh February 16, 2010

Joshua Chapman

Joshua is a loving and caring persons. Joshua is a loyal and devoted person who will never let you down. Joshua is the nicest persons you'll meet in your life and if you were to lose his friendship and trust you'd be devastated.

Joshua Chapman is the nicest person ever. Joshua Chapman is such a nice person.

by Josh._.Chap January 9, 2019

chapping my ass

An action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed; leading to later discomfort.

(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)

by Willie Block May 23, 2009

Chapping

The act of fapping and chatting.

Emma and I were on the phone but little did she know that I was chapping.

by JaketheDoge February 4, 2016

Logan Chapman

a faggot who doesn't know shit

my friend was acting like a logan chapman

by Mrs.pentronella May 24, 2018

Mark David Chapman

My hero! Popped off that overrated douchebag John Lenin!

Mark David Chapman did the right thing!

by MetalHead16 October 26, 2010

Chappaquiddick

1.) A place where Jon Jon can't swim!

2.) An island where the Kennedy's lived.

3.) Motto made famous by the Mayor of Springfield.

4.) Ridiculous; stupid.

5.) Yelled in rage or frustration

I want to go to Chappaquiddick and see the Kennedy's house!

CHAPPAQUIDDICK! Jon Jon can't swim!

THATS FUCKING CHAPPAQUIDDICK!

Stop being so Chappaquiddick Agnes, you look like a durn fool!

by iThizz July 2, 2006