calastrophy

A hoe that doesn’t give head or have sex

Mehn ur girlfriend is a calastrophy

by Dicklicker400 May 19, 2018

Cacastrophy

A situation in where you accidently crap yourself and end up in some serious shit

Man I almost crapped my pants, that would have been a cacastrophy

by BOOPBOOM June 4, 2018

Cashtastrophe

When you check your bank balance and realise you spent more money than intended.

I just bought three things on afterpay and now I’m too broke to buy dinner. What a cashtastrophe!

by LilBron September 19, 2018

Cuntastrophe

Every known major crisis ( real or imagined) that a cunt reacts to

"Wow did you see Cindy? She was having another cuntastrophe.

by Maak4060 June 26, 2019

covastrophe

A governmental failure or dumpster fire that is directly tied to the COVID-19 Pandemic of 2020.
Also, a major industrial financial set-back or business failure that is directly tied to the 2020 pandemic.

Example 1 -
Person A: Did you see the government pandemic briefing yesterday? WTF was that?
Person B: I know, right? The whole thing was a covastrophe - I don't think a single person knows what they are doing!

Example 2 -
Friend #1: I just got back from the grocery store and a package of pork chops are up $8.99 per pound this week - and you can only buy two packages? What is going on?
Friend #2: It's been all over the news! The whole meat packaging industry is experiencing a complete covastrophe!

by misterdos May 16, 2020

catastroppose

To assume the person you're arguing with believes the most virulent, absolute, irrational form of the opposing argument

Leonard was constantly catastropposing me on facebook. I tried not to catastroppose him back, but something got the better of me.

by unbob August 29, 2020

catstrophy

An event in which a cat(s) act out in a weird manner.

I walked in my room at suddenly saw a catstrophy, my cat was yurkin his stuffed animal.

by Theo Daniel February 13, 2021