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Carp Fishing

Carp Fishing involves going to private secluded lakes with Thomas and his uncle. You will have to share a single tent between the 3 of you and sit on thomas' uncle's lap whilst fishing for big juicy carp.
"Ethan ross loves carp fishing."
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
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carpe perdiem

Grab the money the company offers for lunch, incidentals and travel, because you are grossly underpaid for your talents.
He hadn't had a raise in two years, and was working twice as hard. The least he could do was carpe perdiem.
by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020
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Carpe Hear'em

Ever had tickets to see a band and ended up not going? Ever wish you would have / could have witnessed the greatness of an emerging talent?

Carpe Hear'em is the marching order to get up off your ass and get out there to hear the great live music all around us. Make a sweet musical memory.
"Dude, they start in 45 minutes...let's go! Carpe Hear'em!"
by ElCommissioner December 14, 2023
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Carping

Carping, or to Carp, is to continuously express your love of the magicarp and collect all kind of merchandise and make a ton of fan art and basically fangirl over Magicarp every chance you get.
"Oh my gosh you'll never see her not carping, it's like magicarp is all she puts her life into".
by FooTheOdd January 23, 2018
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carp slap

Something that suprises you like a cold, wet, slap to the face.
I just got a promotion, then my boss carp slapped me with a layoff.
by WordBitch October 15, 2008
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Carp

A trending topic from twitter on December 19th 2020 that swallowed users news feeds
I woke up and there was nothing but carp
by WhiteDeinosuchus December 19, 2020
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Carp

Instead of being a rude hoe and using the word crap you can use the alternatice carp.
by Clar February 20, 2017
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